LOL Demotivational Posters (NSFW)

QUICK! CALL TEH PALADINZ!!!


This will work, though...

 

+rep for you

 

+ rep for Easter special demot

Funny and timely!

 

And he still hasn't re-entered the game!

 

admins should check the log to see if he was ever in. I suspect it was just an aliaser playing as Jesus

 

jesus is a bot

 

No, he respawned, but now he's AFK.

...probably stocking up on Mountain Dew or something....

 

He Rage Quit'd but forgot to get out of the game

 

****it, Losenis made me lose.

 

you did this to yourself mate. He wasn't talking about the game

but I was

you lost again

 

Once you see it...

 

:Checks link:

:Checks location:

Well, ****.

 

Why did I check this thread 30 minutes after I last looked at it? Dammit.

 

Astounding new element discovered

Oxford University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Govermentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

 

They forgot to add:

-0.00000001C - England and Wales grinds to a halt due to 'extreme weather conditions'. Scots start laughing their asses off.

Funnily enough, in my last job I had a Russian co-worker who could never work out what all the fuss was about when the temperature dropped to single figures and everyone was wrapped up like the Michelin man - having said that, if he turned up to work wearing a sweater then you knew it was cold

The thing about French cars not starting is bang on the money, though

 

Woah, I received 7 rep for that jesus image alone!

 

there, fixed that for ya

 

So much win!