LOL [NSFW] Prove me wrong!

The game is simple.
Person 1 makes a statement (one that's true).
Person 2 finds "Evidence" on the interwebs to "prove" Person 1 wrong.
Person 2 makes a statement.

Idea is to be funny, obviously.

Example:

So... my turn (so i'll start easily)

There aren't little people in my TV.

 

I think there would be.
Well i'm pretty sure there are in mine anyway.

One question though, I noticed a nsfw tag, but I don't even see any titties : ( Can there be some titties now?

 

If you can use the interwebs to prove me wrong... I can see this go wrong quickly, hence the NSFW.... the Jellyfish Penis in post 1 is also not exactly kosher.

 

Damn, that guy is like 100% penis!

He could swim up to all the lady jelyfishes and say "Suck all of me"

 

Little People in my TV

 

I'll let that count... that was harder than I anticipated.
Your turn to get disproven

 

It doesn't seem like Kenco will be takings his turn, so I hope you don't mind if I try kickstarting this thread again.

Statement:
There is no such thing as a free lunch.

 

There is no such thing as monsters.

 

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

 

The goggles.. etc.

Try and disprove this then: Every cloud has a silver lining.

 

Are we disproving the saying, or the literal statement? Because I don't need internet research to disprove that one.

 

In my opinion that should disprove it...

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

 

http://sachachua.com/wp/2008/01/the-grass-is-not-always-greener-on-the-other-side-of-the-fence/

Mine: The night is darkest before dawn

 

Hehe no it looks created

 

Clarification: That is a time-lapse image showing the midnight sun cycle somewhere in Norway. During the time of the year when this happens, it never really gets dark.


Statement: No asian porn star have implants.

 

I just went and did some research.... I think I need to go do some more..... You're asking for trouble requesting pictures of this.

 

Hm, it suddenly dawned on me that I may not have fully anticipated the ramifications of my statement. I think I will need to do some research myself... I might not be back tonight.

 

And just to prove its not bull, here is Hung Loh's bio.

Statement: Dremels are the tool of the gods

 

Excellent! She is a hottie, though I'm not sure I'm a fan of blonde hair on asian women...



This guy? A god? Surely not ... using it on a gingerbread house of all things!


Statement: The brightest flame burns quickest.

 

Statement: fat people survive for longer in elevators.

Yeah, I tailored that one to produce the most spectacular evidence.