You say that like it's a good thing! D: So's your MOM But yeah, I really am. Someone has to say these things, I can't abide everyone sitting around happy.
I've heard of this previously, it looks stupidly funny. The other film that had just as much internet hype as this was Paranormal Activity.
Hell yeah. I did find hostel good in a sick kind of way. It was a tad overhyped for me, but was still pretty good. The human centipede is right up my street though, so I shall be keeping my eye out
Paranormal Activity, in my and my other half's opinion, sucked balls and was stupid rather than scary. (According to a colleague it was totally like, so scary that I decided to check on release years to make sure we were talking about the same movie. We were. ) I'll be watching this. It seems too awesome not to. Hell, after all the total-hype-and-then-you-watch-it-and-it-sucks-movies (2012, Avatar, Saw n, Paranormal Activity [scariest movie ever my fat black ass!], ..), I can take another disappointment. Especially if the possibility of disappointment means the possibility of awesome-ass (literally) human-centipede surgery. Sure as **** beats a puppet on a tricycle. Plus, everyone on continental Europe loves a good ol' crazy German doctor stereotype! And I just have to be a buzzkill: the trailer was already posted in the "Videos of awesome" thread. And you dare to call yourself a member ?! (lol, "member"!) From the comments in this thread, it looks like we'll have to see Hostel....
Look on the bright side, at least you won't have difficulty getting a conga line started. May be difficult to get more to join mind
Just flicked through it briefly to get an overview. He stitches them together in the human centipede by the halfway point and the rest of the film is just him poking them with a stick, making sure they're still ok, and making them crawl around a bit. Stripped bare, the concept's not very interesting. In preview it sounds like it'll be some horrible dehumanizing thing, but it's not, it's just 3 people mumbling their discontent and crawling around in a line for a while. If you have a really, really big thing for fecal matter, and the ingestion thereof, I guess there's some mileage in it, though.
My wife was browsing around IMDb the other day and found this preview. We've added it to our "Bad Movie Night" list. Basically we get together with a bunch of friends, someone cooks dinner, and we play games while joyfully mocking whatever film we happened to choose for that evening.
On a serious note, if its just their bum hole "attached" to the next ones mouth, how much nutrients would the last one down the line get? It does make me worry a little bit about the people who write this stuff, surely they have some real interest in this sort of crap.
Finish dinner before starting this one. If it mystifies you you need to do basic biology again I can summarize the entire thing for you: Two people spent 70 minutes being forced to eat fecal matter on their knees while a hilariously two-dimensional evil German scientist cackles and shouts at them. Then the film ends. It's rad.
i guess, even i know its going to be rubbish, i wana watch it. Would have been better i guess if it had a super hot lady scientist
Oh dear God. This film reminds me strongly of Teeth (girl with another set of teeth in an unexpected place, spends a lot of the film being briefly raped) and Hostel (unfortunate backpackers tortured for a few hours) and I thought they were both crap compared to, y'know, a real horror movie. This is just gross-out s***...
Its got Mantrid from Lexx in it..... How can this film not ROCK!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgDQz9sSrQs Now thats a quality put down.