LOL Girl coming to stay with me

You oughta bought her an apron reading "If Found, Please Return to Kitchen".

You know, in case she gets lost in the unfamiliar town.

 

When people encouraged you to have safe sex, I don't think this is what they had in mind.

 

Most girls have got a handbag like a tardis - that safe will be gone in seconds if that's what she is after!

Seriously though - hope it goes well for you. As people have said, don't expect anything (but be prepared!) and just have a great time.

This thread has got me all nostalgic about when I was a single man about London town - if only I knew then what I know now!

 

LOL epic!!!


I would rep you if the system didn't deny me.

 

Oh wow NOW I've seen everything on these forums. A bathroom/bedroom combination WITH a safe just in case your girl turns out to be a thief? Christ, who would have thought.

 

'Ahem, you seem to have something rather large and square shaped in your bag..'

'Um.. yes, that would be my tampons..' (in manly voice)

'Erm, a box of tampons the size of my safe? '

Still, the fact that this is gonna go down in the bathroom with a bed in it makes it even better

 

this is amazing I've subscribed just to find out how this ends, can we get a poll going?

1. turns out to be a man
2. isn't a man but has a boyfriend
3. body building woman who can lift the safe
4. normal

p.s don't mean it a bad way its just funny seeing some of the comments, good luck with everything

 

Rapp is right. Make it a poll. Gotta keep this thread going for the next 12 days!

This guys is gonna get so lucky....unless she is a bit-tech member....oops

 

Even so, it would mainly be the rest of the forumites that end out of luck, not him.

 

5. It turns out to be a cousin he didn't know about.
6. It turns out to be some hot celebrity who used a fake pic of some random 'regular' woman so as not to invite crazy stalker types to contact them all the time.

Good luck with it dude Genuinely hope it goes well for you and that jokey suggestion number 6 happens and not 1 to 5.

P.S. If you're going out for a curry or something similar, remember to be thoughtful and keep the bog roll in the fridge

 

Hey, it could be like what happened to me. I found out I had three sisters!

Before a one of you asks, they're not available, and I think I'd rather put them away in a nunnery than give them to the likes of you lot. Just getting that out there.

However, I vote for drugged then raep tiem. For him, her doing the raeping.

 

you havent bought a webcam to record it yet? WTF!!!

 

Mods can change avatars, right?

I'll just leave this here...

 

Maybe get some of this, and put it on the shelf next to the LYNX:



And have some appropriate tunes ready to set the mood:

 

**** KY and Barry White, this is what you need

 

And some of this!

PS: Don't listen to that at work, kay? It's rude.

 

Is that gangster fine or just 'she'll do' fine?

LMFAO

 

LOL.
Maverick. Have Rep.... the possibilites from here on in (involving Big Mike, the safe, condoms, blowing it, etc) are endless...

 

I love how this thread degenerated from "HERE HAS HELP" to "LOL U GUNNA GET BUTRAPED"

Win.

 

What have you got in the safe there, cutie pie?