LOL Girl coming to stay with me

girl: Aren't you gonna turn off the computer?
me: I'm sorry luv....this isn't working out.

My computer, my rules. I might get quieter fans, but i'm not turning off anything.

 

My computer always goes off at night time due to me not being able to sleep,

To sleep i have to turn all the plug sockets off in my room, And i have to open the door for a good while to let the room cool.

Few updates on the room,

Got a headboard for the bed... (any ideas?)


The comfy rug i was talking about


That heater was in here when their was bricks hanging off the walls, and it didn't have a floor, warming the room to solve the damp problems <3, just never really removed it...

 

just make your room look like the Ritz dude. Nothin worse than a messy room. I mean clean it from top to bottom.

Yeah that means the hoover and everything, mad isn't it.

 

Pretty much everything has been said. Just take it easy, and remember that she also needs to show you a good time, not just the other way around. She's probably just as stressed out as you are. Most mportantly, don't try to think too much about what she would like, but try to show her something that you like to do. In my own hit-n-miss past, this has proven much more reliable, and when she turns out to be a bore, at least you still had a fun night

Don't overdo things on the room front either, she might end up thinking you are Richard Bateman or anything (American Psycho, for the heretics who haven't seen that movie).

Here's hoping she doesn't read Bit-Tech or is especially gifted with google-fu.

 

This thread is full of win tbh

I have nothing to say that hasn't been said already, bar that you should get one of those life recorder necklaces so if anything unruly does happen the bit-tech family get to see how it all went lol

 

Patrick Bateman.

Get rubber sheathing for the handcuffs. Metal on metal can be noisy and will alert the authorities.

I need to return some videotapes.

 

what he said

 

Spoken like a true gent

I'm sure you must have a few idea's about what to do with the headboard, just remember metal on metal will crash and leave obvious marks of what you've been doing.

 

I'll have to watch this movie, I like his style,

 

This thread is filled with epic pics!

Sadly though, those of the most important aspect of the thread, the girl, are missing!

ITT: Guys wondering what this girl looks like.

Gogogo!

 

Show her this thread, that way she'll know how much you care.

 

And what his intentions are....He's posted about 4 pics of his bed ffs

 

And then she'll see all our comments.. >.<

Pro tip: Turn your computer OFF!! Oh, and a password may help

 

He has almost everything, except a webcam.

Relax be yourself, if something happens it happens if it doesn't well no major loss.

But you know what, you better leave a note here of how it all went down.

 

Glad someone's said the worst, Hopefully i wont let everyone down,

Got a webcam with a perfect view, But it wont be in use lol

Edited allot of the wall of text due to being too excited,

Need to chill out before mistakes happen.

 

She started using kisses? That's not a big thing at all, it's just normal..

 

mate, you are IN THERE. little kisses is the start...

Get her to talk about her day etc. Girls love to talk about themselves. They don't even realise they're doing it. Ask her about herself and keep yourself a mystery

 

I wonder what advice her peers are giving her right now.

 

Btw remember clean your browers history because she can find the post

 

throw out your crusty fap socks!