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LOL Girl coming to stay with me

Discussion in 'General' started by Weekly_Estimate, 3 Oct 2010.

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  1. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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  2. barney magru

    barney magru What's a Dremel?

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    Hey mate,

    Fantastic thread haha

    Nothing wrong with someone getting helpful advice AND people having a little light-hearted fun.

    Best to think of her as a friend (as you suggested) visiting and nothing more to begin with. Besides there's gotta be nothing worse from her point of view than being smacked around with flirtatious glances and sexual innuendo from the minute she steps off the train. Be yourself and enjoy your weekend mate!

    ..And don't forget- He-Shes have feelings too you know, so if she does turn out to be packing a little extra meat, be thoughtful, considerate..and be the first to offer to go down! ;)
     
  3. Guest-44432

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    Also don't forget the anal beads. Shove that up whilst your mounting her. Caution you will get very wet, whilst she is having multiple orgasm from the double penetration. lmao

    (If my misses knew I said this, she would kill me lol)
     
  4. exxon

    exxon What's a Dremel?

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    Education

    Screw the birds and the bees if I ever get children I will just let them read this thread! :read:

    But by the way dude good luck :thumb:
     
  5. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Random bird noises.

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    Just got a text

    God damn it, Looks Like shes on the floor, her mums on the sofa, and im in bed (o.0)
     
  6. Modsbywoz

    Modsbywoz Multimodder

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    LMFAO. WIN.
     
  7. Nealieboyee

    Nealieboyee Packaging Master!

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    can anyone say "threesome"? no?

    I'll get my coat....

    Edit: Put her mum in the safe!!
     
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    Been reading this for far too long! 9 pages to find out how it went and realised that its not for 2 days yet!

    Amazing thread!
     
  9. Modsbywoz

    Modsbywoz Multimodder

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    im guessing by the "ha ha" she's already speculating you want a piece? Anyone suggest otherwise?
     
  10. smc8788

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    This latest development is too ****ing funny for words. Who's she going to bring next? Her Dad? Brother? Grandparents? Her long lost cousin called Mike who happens to be rather big? I think you're going to need a bigger safe. And definitely more lube.

    Maybe she wants him to fix her mum up with one of his friends? :lol:

    Correction, 9 days.
     
  11. Guest-44432

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    Well it does state 'Her mum wants to CUM'.....:naughty:

    I will also get my coat...
     
  12. wyx087

    wyx087 Homeworld 3 is happening!!

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    i think that made it clear, she sees you as a friend.

    a guy's worst nightmare.



    thread's full of win though.
     
  13. Otis1337

    Otis1337 aka - Ripp3r

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    too true.....
     
  14. dragontail

    dragontail 5bet Bluffer

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    Just when I thought this thread couldn't possibly get any better...
     
  15. MrJay

    MrJay You are always where you want to be

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    If her mum wants to come, bitch can pay for a travel lodge...
     
  16. Nealieboyee

    Nealieboyee Packaging Master!

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    Just Friends.........now there is a movie you could watch together....:rolleyes:
     
  17. mars-bar-man

    mars-bar-man Side bewb.

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    Anyone thought that this could just be a joke? And that her mum isn't actually coming?

    Or am I just too optimistic?
     
  18. Modsbywoz

    Modsbywoz Multimodder

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    optimistic but it's a possibility.

    depends on how she handles it now. If she tell's her mum to get lost thumbs up, if she brings her mum, tell them both to go hotel. Simples.

    Just say you simply dont have the room for both.
     
  19. Nealieboyee

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    tbh it sounds like she's told her mum that she's gonna have fun, and now her mum is joking about wanting to come with?
     
  20. Modsbywoz

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    Just make sure your room doesn't turn into quagmires love shack if she presses the wrong switch. lol.
     
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