LOL Girl coming to stay with me

Just re-read this bit... While I applaud the enthusiasm, I can't help but think "surely you wait for the morning if a girl's passed out on you from drinking..."

If it was genuine fatigue, then game on, matey, but you might want to change your wording...

EDIT: Burnout is a ninja!

 

I hope you stormed the citadel of her anus?

 

Well, if she WAS drunk...

 

I was also uncomfortable about this part but... y'know, kids these days ..

 

Oh that didn't come out right at all, She wasn't passed out and totally knew what was happening,

Lad's, ladies, Gentlemen,

I'm pretty sure if i did do something along them lines, She wouldn't still be texting me 300 miles away about coming down again, And i'm totally against that sort of thing,

As you probably know by now

I'm really crap with text, and just wanted to get the 24 hours bit out the way, so it was rushed!,

I'm against that in all ways possible, I think people who commit rape should be shot. (lets not discuss my opinion on this).

just want to thank the mods for allowing such a thread on a forum,

 

That is always possible, which is a compelling reason to never shag when one (or both) of you is drunk. But given that she reciprocated 6-7 times I'm sure that it was all OK.

It was pretty much clear from the start that this is what she had in mind when she came down to visit.

 

Been reading this thread daily it has provided much amusement so +rep

That bit stuck out a bit for me but I just put it down to being badly phrased.

 

Congrats dude!

One sticking point though...

Never been out before? At all? Ever? I don't think I know anyone who's not been out for a night in town before...

 

Also after the reply, 'tried pretty much everything' would that imply the use of lube! lol!

 

Perhaps you should get her to sign up on here and then you can get into all kinds of kinky geek stuff:

 

Haha, i fancy some tri-sli sex! lol!

 

Not until you solve the 3 body problem!

 

Judging by the 6-7 times post, I'm CERTAIN my link of 892 Condoms for £90 was definately a good suggestion.

I mean hell, that's only 128 nights by this lads standards!

 

Evo go and deliver that book man

 

If he keeps that up as a standard for a longer period of time I will officially start worshipping him, and ask for guidance and most of all, his stamina.

 

She has a few weeks off in October, so she's going to try and come down for a few days, I can't wait, you can't put a price on happiness eh,

I guess its coming to the end of the story now, Thanks for the rep/suggestions/comedy/ everyone and making this my most successful thread ever,

Mission Completed,

Becoming a couple and living together? Damn hope so.

 

The speed that this thread gathered momentum it could be the most successful thread in bit-tech history. I think every one followed this like they're favourite soap . Will he won't he , will she won't she . Arghhh!! the suspense is killing me..Tune in tomorrow. It was that good...lol

 

Wow, I have to say that this is one of the greatest threads I've seen. Congrats to Evo, and also thank you for keeping me and everyone else so engaged and entertained all this time. And well played on the seven times, I think I'd be very sore by then.

But remember, never forget Big Mike, as he'll sneak up on you when you least expect it.

 

As for never seen anyone who's not gone for a night out like that, I'm 29 and never have. Never been to a party either.

Just never been my deal.

 

says he!