LOL Girl coming to stay with me

So many success stories on here lol, you didn't realise she was female for a couple of months, That's pretty funny,

 

win

 

i know, but hey it only started out chatting on IRC and was, at the time, only interested in sorting 'in game' stuff out, therefore none of the personl questions came out, it was only after a bit of time when we carried on chatting that little details came out and my brain finally figured it out and i had a 'holy cheesecake batman its a girl on the internet' moment,

the Mrs still finds it funny but then again as she says, she didnt go around advertising that she is in fact a female because of some peoples reactions

hm i wonder what planetarion is like these days.... might have a look at it when i get home

 

First he tell's us there's too many young mothers in his area.
Then he tells us he's thinking about getting kids.
Then he tells us he didn't use a condom.

Am I the only one seeing a pattern emerging here?

Whoa! Pics!
Who's the boxerface next to the mulatto hottie?

Argh, my manners. Welcome here, ye of the other gender. Join us in our senseless rambling.
Do you build PC's?
Do you run Crysis? on high?

 

Holy Shazaam Batman!

Been following this since Day 1.

@Evo: Damn man, awesome you found someone like that, don't let her get away from you

@MissEvo: Girl, you are FINE!

Dude... that's like.. too much: She's hot, she games, she's apparently great in the bedroom, and she builds PC's? That is the PERFECT WOMAN!
But I doubt she does, it would be too much of a fairy tale then.

@AlmightyRasta: That is an awesome story m8, good to see you stuck through it to the end

 

that's nexxos wife! heheh j/k (oh **** now I'm banned)

 

Absolute classic of a story, this will go down in internet history. It's like one big Bash Quote.

 

This is the 28th. most popular thread on /general/ ever.

I reckon that counts as getting publicly laid.

 

Wait so here, I've possibly made my most successful thread in my life, And got laid? How does one top this.

 

Get laid by 2 hot twins

 

EPIC THREAD!
I've not read each and every post but this thread is win!
If only I had ventured onto bit-tech sooner as, exactly a week before Evo had his weekend of passion, I did an almost identical thing!

In short:
Met a girl online, got chatting, drove about an hour and a half away for the weekend (after I knew her for about 5 days) and slept with her that evening.
Sadly, I only managed twice, not the manly 7, but we are going to make a it a "regular thing" and our chats have gotten more interesting... I'll try and top seven next time.

Congrats though Evo!

 

You also bought a safe? Or the girl did?

 

She bought safe, I did the travelling... then I got bum raped by Big Mike as he jumped out the safe. Now I've lost that virginity.

 

Just a small note for the future generations of the internet who have read this thread: buying a safe does NOT count as safe sex.

Evolutionsic, i really hope you did use condoms, otherwise you both might be in for a nasty surprise.

 

Congratulations Bro, I'm kind of jealous you can see yours like all the time, I'd make the drive every night slowly moving my stuff in, haha,

Wait Wut, Did you also lose your V Card? Good luck with topping 7.

 

I didn't have anything, I know she didn't, So what's the problem, and a baby would be a lovely surprise.

 

I hope you're kidding.

 

Do all of that while eating cheesecake.

 

I don't see the problem, I don't think anything will come if it, she was taking the pill anyway.

Nothings going to happen, Ok folks!?

 

We hope so...