Definately. Seeing at least 70% of my school friends in council housing with on average 2 kids. Makes me laugh because they're f**ked for life. Makes me cry to realise im paying for it. Think ill emigrate. Anyone know a decent country?
Mates and myself talking rubbish after 14 hours in the car. 3 guitarists in the car, and we talk about a 4th one we know, and none of us likes. The guy has his head up his arse a bit. He's called Mark. We always joke that every band he's in should have the name "Mark" in it. So there we were, modifying band names: "Amon Amark", "Mark Enemy", "Markowar", "Skidmark", etc. 2 hours later, last stop before getting home after 16 hours of drive on 4 hours of sleep, my mate explains to the missus (who's been sleeping), how we were all "firing on blank neurons going markymark and the markymarks". It made me laugh so hard I fell down...
i lol'd @ A wife asks her husband, a software engineer... "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!" A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs." no demot thread so just putting this here:
My best female friend(and semi-love interest). She always finds a way to make my day even after not talking to her for a while.
