Other The good morning thread :-)

Good morning folks.

 

People who are happy in the morning irritate me.

 

The worst part of my morning is the 10 minutes it takes to get to the shower, and wash the morning blues away I can get up at almost anytime with very little sleep so long as I can shower!

 

Good morning!

Well, it's afternoon now but that's okay.

What does your day look like in Canada?

 

Same as your but with more bacon.

 

I was under the impression that Canadians were nearly as clueless about bacon as Americans are...

 

Indeed, this is not bacon:



THIS is bacon

 

You've never heard of "Canadian Bacon" ? Great stuff!

 

Good afternoon.

/thread ruined

 

We know the difference between bacon and ham, crepe and pancake, maple sirop and haunt jemimah, maize and corn. In Canada, we do not consider 'twinkies' as a the 8th food group.

 

Last I heard you had phones and electricity too.

And some of the best beer I've every tasted!

 

Evening.

Morning people suck.

 

I'm going to invent an artificial hangover for perky morning people.

 

Sleeping tablets laced with Vodka?

 

Good Night, gotta be up at 4:45

 

Good morning, I have a day off so I had a nice lie in.

I think I may cook up some lovely Heston bacon and have a cup of tea.

Cheerio!

 

Bacon has to be smoked and streaky.

Fact.

 

Longweight, your choice of bacon is sick and wrong.

Today has been a rubbish morning, as has everymorning for the last few months.

Roll on September.

 

You like unsmoked regular bacon?

That would be a fail sir.

 

Thick cut, smoked and matured in Maple syrup.

Best I've ever tasted.