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LOL Xmas Competition: I wanna tell you a story....... Now increased to £100 prize

Discussion in 'General' started by Teelzebub, 16 Nov 2012.

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So, which is your favourite tale?

Poll closed 18 Dec 2012.
  1. Post # 6 –The psych ward by Spreadie

    2 vote(s)
    4.5%
  2. Post # 14 – What goes in … shouldn’t come out by Throbbi

    3 vote(s)
    6.8%
  3. Post # 24 – Free Willy by Yorkie

    1 vote(s)
    2.3%
  4. Post # 27 - A not so close shave by Shirty

    19 vote(s)
    43.2%
  5. Post # 28 – Out of the mouths of babes by Yehbaby

    1 vote(s)
    2.3%
  6. Post # 35 – Super glue - not for the faint of arse by bigc90210

    18 vote(s)
    40.9%
  1. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    Maybe a Ducky Shine II

    :blush:
     
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  2. Cus_de_Sparta65

    Cus_de_Sparta65 "There is no dremel"

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    :eeek: sounds like something that would leave your arsehole extremely smooth!
     
  3. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    I haven't tried it on my anus yet. But it types nicely :thumb:
     
  4. David

    David μoʍ ɼouმ qᴉq λon ƨbԍuq ϝʁλᴉuმ ϝo ʁԍɑq ϝμᴉƨ

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    To be fair, Shirty is an extremely smooth ar$ehole already. :hehe:



    Told you I'd have my revenge, Nick.
     
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  5. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    *shakes fist like an old man defending his flowerbed from wanton vandalism*
     
  6. Cus_de_Sparta65

    Cus_de_Sparta65 "There is no dremel"

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    :D:D:D
     

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