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unfortunatly not, but if shirty does post a photo of him in his wifes bikini he would be bit-techs mod(erator) of the month

 

I've still only got the one classic image, but the timing seems so right:



Sorry about your breakfast folks

Fun fact: the original shot has my face in it, but I worry about blackmail

 

It's not blackmail I'd worry about, it's more a visit from "Big John" that you should be preparing for

 

Big John I can handle

Or maybe I am Big John

 

THE GUN IS GOOD! That's the one. Sounds like a US presidential campaign.

 

It's bad enough without having your face in it, as someone cried when the Hindenburg caught fire ARGH ARGH the humanity of it

 

Yeah, I can see the Hindenburg alright...

 

I live too close to Mexico. I've seen far worse and far hairier things stuffed into swim suits- all female.
I almost bricked someone's phone?

Oh, wait...


That's better.

 

hehehehe that brings pictures to my head

 

Jaisus Kuuraist!

I don't know what's worse, Shirty's budgie smugglers or those chesticles.

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@Thechoosen - That's obviously a shop. The hair should be in the middle of the chest. -What did I just say?
@amagriva - All the man-butt on women in classical paintings is suddenly explained. -ew! Perhaps renaissance nudes are the earliest examples of ex-girlfriend's nudes posting?
"Leonardo, I want you to paint the face of my ex-wife on the body of Fred here, and maybe add some lady-parts to make it believable. Also, put her in a silly pose like she's holding up grapes or something."

 

So true.

 

Don't say.. I'm going to Mexico in 2 weeks, Riviera Maya.. I may actually see those things on my own eyes...

 

@Phinix - Not there. Those horrors will just be American tourists.