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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

  1. legoman

    legoman breaker of things

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    So punching staff means you still get two months notice?
     
  2. faugusztin

    faugusztin I *am* the guy with two left hands

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    Well obviously not. That belongs to those extreme cases :). But obviously the employer will have to call police and have a police report in case the employee would try to revert the firing at court.
     
  3. legoman

    legoman breaker of things

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    Dream ruined, thats demote right there.
     
  4. fix-the-spade

    fix-the-spade Multimodder

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  5. Ending Credits

    Ending Credits Bunned

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    In fairness, in the UK you get given an Amazon contract.
     
  6. Nealieboyee

    Nealieboyee Packaging Master!

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    David likes this.
  7. wolfticket

    wolfticket Downwind from the bloodhounds

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    Amazon live chat: "I kicked my colleague in the shin because they stole my yoghurt. Does this mean I get a discount on prime membership?"
     
  8. IanW

    IanW Grumpy Old Git

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    The ULTIMATE Valentine's card:-
     
  9. Xir

    Xir Modder

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    As far as I know Dutch protestants, chastity is fine as long as nobody is enjoying it :D
     
  10. Porkins' Wingman

    Porkins' Wingman Can't touch this

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  11. Porkins' Wingman

    Porkins' Wingman Can't touch this

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  12. DLDeadbolt

    DLDeadbolt Space Cadet

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  14. Vault-Tec

    Vault-Tec Green Plastic Watering Can

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    Spotted on the IOM the other day by a forum chum.

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    Bowel of chips any one? I fancy the noddles myself.
     
  15. DLDeadbolt

    DLDeadbolt Space Cadet

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    Yeah... no way in hell could I do this:


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  16. fix-the-spade

    fix-the-spade Multimodder

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    Well if the ISS suddenly spirals out of orbit we'll all know why.
     
  17. IanW

    IanW Grumpy Old Git

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    Just noticed what's on the laptop! :eeek:
     
  18. Byron C

    Byron C Multimodder

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    Yeah.... NO. THANK. YOU.
     
  19. Pliqu3011

    Pliqu3011 all flowers in time bend towards the sun

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    I don't know whether I'm really stupid or clever for only realising that pic was fake when I thought "Wait, there's no way a Thinkpad that old can play Alien Isolation". :p
     
  20. IanW

    IanW Grumpy Old Git

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    Yeah. Finding the original pic shows the laptop is running Google Earth, so the astronauts can tell where they are.
     

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