Surely it's more knob bling than condom bling? I mean, cursory glance suggests it's a ring like a fitbit for your gentleman's sausage.
LoL Yes..yes it does, bring a whole new meaning to STDs and clearly all of the data from the SC would be so valuable!! Ha Ha
You'd have to use a MALE USB connector. -Just saying... If they added the USB, would you add a dongle to your dongle, or just stab yourself into your Macbook?
Well, the Svakom Siime Eye is an IoT ***** with a camera on it (which also has crappy security, potentially letting anyone get a very close look at your holiest of holes), so why not an IoT knobring?