LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Yeah the lid'l make it better.

 

Yeah cos the flimsy clip-on lid is gonna make a whole bunch of difference to a plastic bin with petrol sloshing around it

 

Found this on another computing forum:


"Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.

It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons."

 

I'm stealing that.

 

That was great.

Also nicked it.

 

First image from the feature-length Kung Fury 2

 

Nicked it

 

Saw this one on Twitter:

"Brave Sir Boris ran away
Bravely ran away
When some tubas played the Ode to Joy
He bravely hid from the ex-Pat noise!
To Bettel Boris cried:
'I only do my chats inside!'
Then swiftly taking to his feet,
He left Luxembourg covering his retreat.
Bravest of the brave!
Sir Boris!"

 

I see Cambridge Analytica appears to be still going strong...scary really (not my image, stolen from Reddit)...

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-49783851

Must not laugh.
Must not laugh.
Must not laugh.

 

I did...


Naughty me!

 

https://intl.startrek.com/news/aron...NLwVXEFFI6dNurY-JTdd9zOWWaa9HsEQGNh6mv5dDD9Yw
Demote of the Day,


i imagine many of us here are Trekkies, and many grew up watching Ds9. Nog was one of my favourite characters in DS9, because of just how well written he was, and how much he grew throughout the shows runtime from a lowly Ferangi, to an upstanding Starfleet Cadet, to making Lieutenant in the final episode

 

I'm no Trekkie but, I grew-up watching the original series. Never got into the later series...

 

you're missing out, TNG and DS9 were spectacular.