LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Same technique as me.

 

OUCH...!!

 

When you have an itch that you can't reach, you'll resorts to desperate measures.

 

Our Jack Russel pulls himself along on the rug, much the same way as the old pervert's dog Jessie in Family Guy, but a bit faster.

 

The big issue I had when I saw that comic is that the virus that's talking is actually a bacteriophage which - like the name suggests - infects bacteria not humans

 

Just stop it ! You've ruined that cartoon with your reality facts ! ... Now wash your hands

 

I noticed that too but, decided to keep quiet about it. #SelfRighteous

 

"Clap for Carers: UK applauds NHS staff and key workers"

Saw this headline on the BBC News website and, my first thought was; I'm sure carers really don't want the clap...

Hangs head in shame.

 

I thought it, too... but chose not to post it anywhere.

 

My good lady feels a bit uncomfortable about the clapping but mainly because she is not a direct frontline worker, although in her job she does save lives and I think she underestimates her impact.

So instead at 8pm, to show my appreciation, I farted in her general direction. It at least got a laugh.

 

My wife ran the kitchen in East Cornwall Hospital Bodmin.

I'm rarely short of gas...

 

My good lady deals with head stuff so she's also full of hot hair.

*Disclaimer: any comments made for purely comical (real or imaginary) effect.

 

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Hatie Kokpins is ragebait in (barely) human form. Every utterance she emits is designed solely to keep her name relevant; doesn't matter whether people are saying nice things or saying horrible things, the goal is that people keep her name on their lips (or keyboards).