E.U: Leave or Stay? Your thoughts.

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Translation of that Government statement:

"We confess to everything, if you agree with us that our confession is not actually a confession and get caught we promise to have your back (usual Tory backstabbing still applies as usual so you might want to keep it vague)".

 

Relax, Boris, relax. Just ask yourself... what would Donald do?

 

Rant on twitter whilst supressing the desire to bang his daughter?

 

Suppressing...? Trump's not doing a very good job at that!

 

Meanwhile, in a Zoom meeting between the PM and his ministers:

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"Michael Fabricant started singing Rule Britannia, clutching a piece of paper with the words already printed out"

This has to be the peak of 2020? Surely there is nothing else left? The meteor is just around the corner to release us from existence in this dimension?

 

Every time that I think that the UK government surely cannot descend any further into caricature, it does.

And every time I think that the UK electorate surely cannot rationalise such a caricature government any further, it does.

 

Not all of us

 

True dat: only 46.3% (I guess we've found the critical mass of stupidity).

 

the 'silent majority' are morons...

...and rarely silent.

...and probably aren't a majority.

 

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So which disgusting far left fake news commie rag wrote these lies then?

"When the new Government entered Downing Street, the Prime Minister made a simple promise: to get Brexit done. Many said it would be impossible. But he swiftly negotiated a great new deal – despite Parliament’s best efforts to block his progress."

"Boris Johnson’s new deal takes the whole country out of the EU as one United Kingdom."

"Our deal is the only one on the table. It is signed, sealed and ready."

Oh wait, they are from the Tory website:
https://www.conservatives.com/our-plan/get-brexit-done-and-unleash-britains-potential

 

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#shockednotshocked

 

So when's he planning to change the party uniform from a blue tie to a red armband?

 

First things first. He still has to knock down Marble Arch and erect a tzompantli with the skulls of refugees washed onto British shores, collected and polished by Priti Patel.

 

Well it isn't like they promised / threatened that and people voted for them anyway...

https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/...ervative-manifesto-brexit-european-convention

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Just for funsies lets have a look through the top rated comments on that telecrap article:

Just to rub it in, any one of those comments could have been written or upvoted by your next door neighbour.

 

He signed the WA and did a song and a dance about it for months. The very same people hating the WA today voted for the Tory party last year after he already signed the deal. They have had a jolly knees-up this year 31st January, nope, they weren't pissed off with the WA back then either. They still weren't bothered until about a week ago and suddenly they reached a new height on the swivel-eyed loons-ometer surpassing the referendum. And now he's a god to them. Enoch Powell's the rivers of blood speech, disgusting speech and wrong of course, however we are getting rivers today, rivers of ******** by the nutjob Tory loons.

 

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Turns out many people are closet Nazis.

The key to dictatorship is to keep the electorate permanently off balance, disgruntled and angry at someone else. Brexit will never be "done"; the UK will always be at war with the EU.

 

Oh, and tweet related to US politics, but applies equally here:

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