Well, they need their own sites - I once worked a door with a vegetarian and he couldn't stop breaking wind. As someone who does not break wind every five minutes/in front of punters, I found that highly offensive and have therefore vowed to forever hate vegeterians and vegetables. Lambs to the slaughter (and onto my plate), I say! (Hey, it's the internet! Flatulence - like nazism, lolcats and lam0rzz - needs to be mentioned! And yes, I dislike using the verb "to fart" .)
Hey, I'm dating a vegetarian and fart more than her How a carnivore like me wound up with her is a source of much amusement to our friends, but i'm happy enough with the arrangement
What, I thought this was supposed to be about a girl going mental!?!? The person in that photo clearly has stubble / small beard!
And again. get everything in writing. She's already started to lie. She's setting you up for a major screwing over. Audio tape is your friend. Recordings of bitchings-out over the phone and outright lies are golden in lawsuits, and she likely IS the type to sue...
damn holidays in places with out the internetz, this is quality!!! it won't be the end, mark my words, i've had a fair share of dickhead housemates. so do keep us updated!
Actually, none of the Sarah links on this thread or anywhere else seem to work anymore -- not even the ones on the strangely thorough "Sarah's Saga" Wikipedia page. I haven't been able to read a word, a syllable, of said epic saga. New links, or links to cached pages, would be utterly extra-keen. (And by extra-keen, I mean ultra-maxi-swell.)
see this is where I've successfully run off roomies before.... I play the pscyho with sharp objects just waiting to snap very well I have to date run off 4 roomies that needed to be put in their place. Its the little things, like them being passed out on the couch while you stand over them with sharp objects. It tends to freak them out..... And whispering to yourself while you sharpen knives in the dark with the door open for them to walk right past..... Course Its easy pretending to be insane when you are insane. Ya and I'm a asshole so I dont put up with that crap, period. I'm more of a put everything back..... And then when their out of the house rearrange their entire bedroom and have solid alibi's for where I was, though I only did that once... I've also been successful with passed out drunk roommates with this lil tactic, I set them up with a friend of mine who likes to screw with people shes a dear after me own heart she is. Then after they have succesfully passed out, i stash a bloodied knife in their room where they can find it and proceed to freak out for the next week because no ones heard from monica since their date together, omg whats going on, and then just slowly crank on the pressure until they snap. It also helps that monica is a consultant and doesnt work at specific locations more than a week or two she to all intents and purposes has disappeared and we usually get friends to go along with it haha done this with obnoxious coworkers too.....
Yes, and have you tried that link lately? All roads lead to the mod's two FAQs on proper ways to respond to The Sarah Saga, but no vestiges of the Saga itself remain. The second FAQ hints at reasons the series might have been taken down, but it must still exist somewhere. On Something Awful, perhaps.
