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LOL This girl asked me to have a baby with her

Discussion in 'General' started by chrisb2e9, 16 Oct 2012.

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  1. Brooxy

    Brooxy Loser of the Game

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    Just make sure that you never leave a stranger alone with your drink, if you know what I'm saying...could be her :thumb:
     
    Brooxy, 20 Oct 2012
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  2. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    Haha, when I was 20 I woke up in the back seat of car with a girl just going to town on me. She didn't even have the decency to drive to a deserted place. We were in the parking lot of the pub!
    If this girl is as hot as she claims, or even half as hot. I'll take getting raped as a win!
     
    chrisb2e9, 20 Oct 2012
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  3. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Social distancing since 92

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    Wait what...
     
    DeadP1xels, 20 Oct 2012
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  4. GeorgeK

    GeorgeK Swinging the banhammer Super Moderator

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    My thoughts exactly...
     
    GeorgeK, 20 Oct 2012
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  5. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Over the Hills and Far Away

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    I'm confused...
     
    TheBlackSwordsMan, 20 Oct 2012
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  6. Teelzebub

    Teelzebub Up yours GOD,Whats best served cold

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    Whatever floats your boat :eyebrow:
     
    Teelzebub, 20 Oct 2012
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  7. Brooxy

    Brooxy Loser of the Game

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    But remember, that little miss psychotic mentioned babies. You really don't want to check your mail one morning, to find a letter requesting maintenance fees.
     
    Brooxy, 20 Oct 2012
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  8. wst

    wst Minimodder

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    A win as in "buy one STD, get one free"?
     
    wst, 20 Oct 2012
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  9. Brooxy

    Brooxy Loser of the Game

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    STD's are like Pokemon to some people - 'Gotta catch them all'
     
    Brooxy, 20 Oct 2012
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  10. Guest-44432

    Guest-44432 Guest

    XD
     
    Guest-44432, 20 Oct 2012
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  11. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Social distancing since 92

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    If a girl went to the extent of potentially drugging you and doing stuff to you in the back of the car, questions most surely need to be asked.

    I mean big mike has surely got to be involved... i can't imagine if she was that hot she would be strong enough to fireman lift you to her car.

    Or did you get into the back of some random girls car in a pub carpark and start drinking questionable beverages?
     
    DeadP1xels, 20 Oct 2012
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  12. dancingbear84

    dancingbear84 error 404

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    Erm. What. I'm concerned for my own safety now.
     
    dancingbear84, 20 Oct 2012
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  13. Ending Credits

    Ending Credits Bunned

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    What is it about Bit-tech and poor relationship choices?
     
    Ending Credits, 20 Oct 2012
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  14. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    Why is everyone so concerned? She sounds like a wholesome character to me...
     
    Shirty, 20 Oct 2012
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  15. Modsbywoz

    Modsbywoz Multimodder

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    what do you mean....wholesome?
     
    Modsbywoz, 21 Oct 2012
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  16. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    Gent's the getting raped thing was a joke. Except for what did happen to me. I did wake up in the back of a car with a girl riding me.
     
    chrisb2e9, 21 Oct 2012
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  17. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    Sounds like the type of level headed gal you'd be proud to take home to your Waltons-esque family for a cooked dinner and some parlour games. FYI I'm not using the sarcasm tags anymore ;)
     
    Shirty, 21 Oct 2012
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  18. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Over the Hills and Far Away

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    Reckless.
     
    TheBlackSwordsMan, 21 Oct 2012
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  19. Draksis

    Draksis What's a Dremel?

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    as in whole-grain. nutty even.....

    :p
     
    Draksis, 22 Oct 2012
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  20. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Over the Hills and Far Away

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    Alas my friend, alas...
     
    TheBlackSwordsMan, 22 Oct 2012
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