LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

And according to the page on the general section, this is the 10,000th reply.

Happy birthday, demote thread. You may trail off on to the odd 9gag run once in a while, but we still love you.

 

no yours was 10,001

I got expelled End of year 7, they told me to go and try another school, and then at said other school for the rest of my school life I got suspended numerous times for smoking

 

$62

Would have been $67 if school refusing counted for the same as being expelled

 

Topped it. $81.50

 

Technically, isn't post 10001 the 10000th reply?

Maths demotivation activate!

 

I tried to tell him, honest!

 

$62 here aswell. Although by having my hair dyed I actually mean I had my beard dyed. But that still counts right?

 

The weighting is interesting (ie, the value given to each thing).

Obviously it's aimed at the high school crowd, but I find it interesting that the two highest valued items on the list are sex and a fist fight. The only other item over $5.00 is getting drunk.

At the $5.00 mark, and therefore equivalent in the author's mind, are getting arrested, getting expelled, doing drugs, nude swimming (alone or with others not specified), and kissing (which if you've had sex you damn well better have done!).

I think if I were to revise this for the bit-tech community getting arrested and cheating on your primary relationship would be the high dollar items.

 

Can't come up with a combo that equals 1337 so I say it's not valid for this forum. 9-)

 

$75

 

$2.00

 

moving on shall we?

 

I rofl'ed.... So hard... What would this world be without gifs...

 

I choked on my morning bagel, and spat cream cheese over my worktop. Great gif.

 

Back on topic.

Audi driver passenger demote

 

In fairness the cyclist did should "do you want a ****ing fight".

(Spoken as a cyclist, who cycled to the station this morning and didn't get into a fight.)

Edit, watched again and he didn't he said "you ****ing ran over my foot". Either way they were both being douches. "Its a cycle area", the guy clearly knew this, and was already being aggressive by moving there.

But yes, the audi driver should be arrested for assault.

 

Don't mean to go off topic but that cycling video showed up on my instagram feed and was submitted by theshockmansion. Not sure who actually owns the video, just thought I'd share. It can be found here.

 

And they didn't kick his wing-mirrors off because?...

Trouble with most cyclists is that they are usually ( as per the video ) skinny and lean, not built like brick out-houses; I'm sure the cock driving the Audi would have thought twice about starting anything if that had been the case...