Naomi - "My name backwards spells I moan. It's because I complain a lot. How about you?" Lana - "F**k off"
Had a painter and decorator round to do some work on my house today.... I couldn’t believe that he was actually a currently furloughed British Airways Pilot making some extra cash.... Made a lovely job of the landing...
I took the shell off of my racing snail to see if it went any faster. If anything though, it just made it more sluggish.
**NSFW** In case anyone's in need of motivation selling stuff they have cleared out in lockdown, or even bought injudiciously whist confined - you know who you are! Sell, sell, fookin' sell... I cried with laughter the first time I heard it!
Ordered a stud finder on amazon and forgot to give them a shipping address ...still made it to my door
Been trying to install this HGV training module on my computer all morning without success... No drivers apparently !
I bought a world map, and told my missus that wherever the dart she threw landed, I'd take her. Guess who's spending two weeks behind the fridge?