haha. Jokes aside it's not a bad seat. But I was raised on bleach and vaseline. Anything dirty/puke/etc? bleach. Anything sore? cut? chapped? vaseline lol. My mum's two most used items. The toilet seat has taken a bleach battering and tbh? the plastic has just rotted from it. I probably clean it far too much too, such is autism. Mind you, hoovering is my fave. The loud noise drowns out everything hahaha. I hoover about three times a week !