LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

As assholish as that sounds.... Yeah.

If a dude ran over my foot that would have been my response.

Then again I would probably have let it go in the first place. If some blob wanted to get ahead, good luck to you mate, see you at the next traffic light.
In most cities you can keep up with cars if you drive 25+ Km/h or so.

 

I don't understand, that video looks like it was filmed in London, but those people totally didn't pretend they couldn't see each other? I though it was illegal to make eye contact with strangers in London?

 

In the least, the driver will get done for jumping a red light.
http://content.met.police.uk/Article/Advanced-Stop-Lines/1400018009433/1400018009433

 

That's wonderful.

 

I've been meaning to watch this.

Wait, what?...

 

^I haven't watched Game of Thrones yet. Will watching this ruin the story for me?

 

I think there's less nudity in that version...

 

+1

 

I lol'd then am disappointed it's not an iron throne made of cocks. That would have made it classy.

 

It's just like Game of Thrones, but with less sex.

Did you look closely at that picture?

 

Gentlemen. Game of Bones is real:

 

Incredible production values!

 

Yup. One is a creative artistic vision of a fantastic universe; a complex, layered microcosm portraying the eternal struggle of the human condition: that of identity, destiny, loyalty, power and autonomy.

The other is just a facile, soulless mass-market product routinely churned out by big companies to cash in on geeks everywhere. That one is called Game of Thrones.

 

Oh those are *****'s on the end. Classy restored.

 

^^^ Sentences I'd never thought I'd read.

 

Right eyeball is edited. Have seen this pic before and the guy was definitely not cross-eyed.

 

This is officially The Greatest Gif Of All Time.



No other gif ever, in the past or in the future, can be as awesome as this one.

 

For every conceivable variation: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/can-you-please-photoshop-the-sun-between-my-fingers