News Uwe Boll: Spielberg is out to get me!

Well, if Spielberg is after this guy, I certainly hope he's a good aim. ;P

 

nah...

Ithink this is soo funny that i'll sign again and again just to see the guy saying such funny things like this last one!

Hilarious!

 

Uwe Boll and Michael Moore are making a new movie- Semi retarded filmmaker school for people who want to make films and get really whinny.

 

"jealous internet nerds"?!?! jealous of what!? his crappy films? yea right ... I signed this petition and I'd do it again. Good riddance, Mr Boll

 

It would clearly have more plot than the rest put together... although i've only seen Bloodrayne and the first ten min of Alone in the Dark. that was enough.

 

lol the guy is in such denial he doesnt realize what shitty work he does, so sad...

 

This guy is simply unbelievable, I think his paranoia is so far out of control its heading for orbit.

Maybe I'll try registering under thousands of different names and bump up the figures as well! I'm sure that if people as busy as Spielberg and Bay can find the time to set up multiple e-mail accounts and bombard the petition sites then so can I.

Actually, on reflection this might actually have been funny if it wasn't for the fact that I reckon Boll is deadly serious here, he really believes that SS & MB would actually waste their time on something like this. Oh man, which bloody planet is this clown from - where ever it is can we please send him back there!!

 

how about P3W-451

 

Looks like Jerry Bruckheimer beat him to it: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/01/24/

 

204941, surely the united force of sane people on the web can do better then this

 

My head is still swirling around his "Postal will eat Indiana Jones" blasphemy. Uwe's delusions are almost outweighed by his suckage as a director/writer. This guys is even an embarrassment to other card carrying Hollywood hacks...

 

I didn't know about that. Jeez... The guy is seriously delusional.
So, OK, don't kill him, but please, oh please, lock him up for life in some asylum in the north pole. Alone.

 

he seems scared to me

Even if spielberg signed it 100 times, that's still a fraction of the 1m votes needed - get over yourself uwe

 

http://www.multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=74 i think this sums it up...

 

Not quite sure where all this hatred comes from. I saw Dungeon Siege the other day and ok it's not gonna win any awards but it's not a bad movie. There are plenty of worse films out there. I think you guys are blowing this all out of proportion.

 

up 2,000 since first post, now '205673' so it's rising steadily.

 

IMDB says he got far cry too. When will the madness end...

 

I have a dream...

I have a dream that in the not so near future all the movie theaters are empty. Thats right. They all are empty. No living sole is sitting in the seat. I have a dream that all of the theaters are empty, not because there are no people, not because the prices are high tas the angels in the sky, not because there are no movies to be shown, not because there are no scripts anymore.

I need to tell you why the theaters are empty, I feel the urge to tell you why the theaters are empty, I feel the shiver in my bones why the theaters are going to be empty. You know why the theaters are empty, We all know why the theaters are empty. I had the bright lighted signal from above. You know what the signal said to me, how it whispered in my ear, how it feed my brain to let all of you people spread the word that no living sole should watch a movie from Uwe Boll anymore.

Amen....

 

Amen, Can we get a hallelujah