I'm suprised no-one else has used these yet... Zang! Who is that, prowling through the terrain! It is The Female Members, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a cruel howl, her voice cometh: "Blood and souls for my dark lord! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!" Lo! Who is that, rampaging out of the icy wasteland! It is The Unruly Male Members Of Bit-Tech's Forum, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He grunts homicidally: "I'm going to bludgeon you until you have puppies!"
Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the mountains! It is Relix, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh: "Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I lay waste to the landscape like a mad dog who can only get madder!" Wooo, fear me!
Karma Killer "I'm going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!!" Grrrrrr f34r me! Craig Smith "I'm going to torment you like a rabid gangsta bitch!!!" Yeah! thats more like it!
Running along the icy wasteland, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Krikkit! And he gives a spectacular grunt: "For the love of beatings, I carve into flesh with God on my side!!" And my real name: Who is that, running amidst the freeway! It is Harvey, hands clutching two hardened pittas! He screams thunderously: "I'm going to bludgeon you backwards in time!"
Very cool: "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pillage until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"
Skulking over the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh [SeVeReDhEaD]! And he gives a spectacular grunt: "In the name of malice, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!"
Hark! Who is that, stalking over the wasteland! It is Micb, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He roars mightily: "I'm going to pulverize you beyond your expiration date!!"
Fitting: Who is that, stalking on the tarmac! It is Banished, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He bellows apocalyptically: "For the love of beatings, I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!!" But more fun are: Running on the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Ban! And he gives a low cry: "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I feel like chicken tonight!!!" Skulking on the fields, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh John! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl: "I'm going to hump you until your rump glows, then steal your lederhosen!!!"
Coool.... "Sprinting over the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh BLC! And he gives a booming scream: "I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!!"" Heheheh, I like it