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Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by WilHarris, 19 Oct 2005.

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  1. WilHarris

    WilHarris Just another nobody Moderator

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    WilHarris, 19 Oct 2005
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  2. mclean007

    mclean007 Officious Bystander

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    I prefer FIRMware myself!

    Isn't this a bit pointless? I mean, you'd have to have a wireless controller and headphones, and since you've got to have them, you might as well just embed the player and storage into them - the size of the electronics is tiny these days.

    Then there's the power issue - you'd need some kind of induction charging circuit. Maybe you could have a sync-and-charge bra :D But batteries don't last forever, so would you have to go under the knife again to get them replaced a couple of years down the track? And personally, if I were a girl, I'd rather not have a lump of toxic chemicals embedded in my mams.

    Finally, upgradeability - it's all very well to chuck out your iPod / nano / etc. and replace it when the inevitable happens and a newer, better model with bigger storage, better decoding, better battery life, wider codec support etc. comes along, but would you go to the pain, risk and expense of another boob job to get the same effect? Doubt it.

    I'm sure they'll find some airhead to try this out on to prove it works, but it's never going to take off (famous last words...)

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to 'surgically implant' a Creative Zen into Ian Pearson's orifice to stop him spouting any more of this nonsense. :thumb:
     
    mclean007, 19 Oct 2005
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  3. CarlT2001

    CarlT2001 What's a Dremel?

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    I agree..I guess things like this appear because not that there is a need for it, but the fact that it can be done....
     
    CarlT2001, 19 Oct 2005
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  4. mandy_modded

    mandy_modded Minimodder

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    this brings to mind an episode of red dwarf, the left nipple tunes in FM, the right one volume
     
    mandy_modded, 19 Oct 2005
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  5. MajestiX

    MajestiX What's a Dremel?

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    how do you charge it?
     
    MajestiX, 19 Oct 2005
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  6. webbyman

    webbyman Hax.

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    lol good idea in a way, what happens about warrenty or if it needs repair? batterys?
     
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  7. Lord Kordir

    Lord Kordir What's a Dremel?

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    I hope it works like a kinetic watch. I'd take great pleasure in 'assisting' in the recharge ;)
     
    Lord Kordir, 19 Oct 2005
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  8. Tomm

    Tomm I also ride trials :¬)

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    You're getting slow in your old age MrHaz ;)

    Seems like a pretty stupid idea to me, but it's interesting I guess.
     
    Tomm, 19 Oct 2005
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  9. XUntitled

    XUntitled What's a Dremel?

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    I second the fact that this is just really stupid.
     
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  10. bloodcar

    bloodcar Minimodder

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    I see a nipple in that picture!
     
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  11. blue_lawnchair

    blue_lawnchair What's a Dremel?

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    Another thing is in 15 years time current gen. tech will most likley be replaced with somthing different. So why the need to use breast implants when it could just be imbeded in your hand or such. I looks more like a joke than real.
     
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  12. Fatboy

    Fatboy Bored

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    Im all for research into things like this, it would be cool to have stuff like that. Although lack of breasts means i cant get one of htese done.
    Reminds me of Deus Ex a littel bit, wiht all the augmentations.
     
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  13. wharrad

    wharrad Minimodder

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    What were you searching for to find this one MrHaz? :D

    But seriously.... no...... NO.......

    (Will there be a U2 special edition?)
     
    wharrad, 19 Oct 2005
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  14. HandMadeAndroid

    HandMadeAndroid That's handy.

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    That is the most stupid thing I have ever read in my life, wow the pinacle of human evolution, excuse me while I never get out of bed ever again. :wallbash:
     
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  15. Kipman725

    Kipman725 When did I get a custom title!?!

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    If I ever see anyone with this I shall never talk to them again for been such a stupid twonk and getting a retro Mp3 player imbeded in there breasts. I mean how out of date is 1gb going to be in two nevermind 15years time!
     
    Kipman725, 19 Oct 2005
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  16. Firehed

    Firehed Why not? I own a domain to match.

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    Dammit, when will people realize it's silicone in implants, not silicon! They're two very different things. Both are fun in their own sense, but I'd imagine foreplay to be rather painful with silicon implants and chances are sealing around the seams in your bathtub with silicon wouldn't work too well.

    Still, fun idea.
     
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  17. wolff000

    wolff000 I am here to steal your secrets.

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    I love the idea of embedded electronics but not something that you throw away or becomes obsolete so fast. Like an embedded thumb drive that uses bluetooth in my hand would be great. an mp3 player in my chest is whole other thing all together. i like that this technology is out there though it would be nice to see it used in a more feasible fashion. just my 2 cents
     
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  18. apoogod

    apoogod trix arent just for kids

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    you all are such boobs :naughty:
     
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  19. DLoney

    DLoney What's a Dremel?

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    I also want to know how to charge the MP3 Player...
    I can see the pickup lines now... :naughty:
    "Hey baby! Want to go for a charge?"
     
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  20. serial_

    serial_ What's a Dremel?

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    It's quite simple scientist works too much...

    scientist can't get date...

    scientist rents a porno...

    scientist wishes that marring that girls boobs would change the crappy song...

    scientist gets outrageous idea that lands him government grant.

    When will these people just let them be! I already am not much a fan of implants, they make the part look odd or too perfect. Just let a woman's body alone. It's people like this that make me have to listen to this femi-nazi chatter.

    - serial_
     
    serial_, 20 Oct 2005
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