Now, I've been around a while, and chances are I've seen most of the funny crap out there on the Information Super Driveway™. But I hadn't seen this one and I laughed my ass off. It's long, but readable.
I first read the Rocket Car story over on the Darwin Awards page about a year ago. /me goes to read the rest of linear's link.
yeah i read that last night...... had trouble not laughing while reading it..... jet fired fire truck was new though