Rant Kids & Halloween

I only want to bake a cake, honest.

Woot this was post number 666.

 

Got a nice 6 pack off British Standard's right here...

And a good view of the road/pavement...

 

Mankz, when I read that I thought you meant condoms

Remember kids, always check for the kitemark

 

Make one of these.

 

I'm sure I've got some of those somewhere.....

 

Well aren't you all a bunch of spoil sports. Glad I am from America where kids still ask for candy and are rather respectful when they go trick or treating. These chavs I always hear about have to be a pain in the ass.

 

Chavs are a pain but it will be very bad on Saturday which is 'mischievous night' which has came out of thin air a couple of years back (any excuse to be a pain in the arse).

 

Just to clarify though...If someone starts egging/flouring/papering your house etc, and you say spray them with a hose or something - would this count as self defense in anyway?
Presuming you could be sued for shooting bbs at someone, the person sueing you would probably therefore be the person who egged you - can you counter sue them?

 

I got my eggs confiscated.... I hit the side of a bus with one though..

 

CHAV

 

glad i live in a bad area... the kids are too drunk to knock on a door...

 

I and everyone in my village was pretty much all strict catholics when I was growing up, so we didn't have any T+Ters. The one time we did they didn't ask, they just egged the car. However, we saw it was two boys and got an approx age of them. In a village of about 100 there's only so many people it could be, so my dad just went to the parents.

They had to come back and clean the car and I got beaten up at school the next day.

I don't like halloween.

 

Sorry Joe, but that's quality!

 

The moral of the story, don't let kids clean your car. Gritty sponge does more damage than an egg.

 

Thought you went to boarding school...?