Hi all, Felt that this plan of mine from the other night was so fantastic, it should not be restricted to the ears of real life peoples, so here its.... He was particularly 'baked' (his words not mine) last night so my other housemate and I (fun loving that we are) decided to watch poltergeist, and in turn convinced our stoned housemate that ghosts exist etc... so later when he went up stairs to what we assume was to look at copious amounts of horse porn we flipped the fuse (ninja style) so there was no power upstairs. We then proceeded to run into his room with torchs all over and lighters in our hands shouting "whoooooooooo" ghostie style. He fell off his chair, broke his wrist and cried for a good hour!! I think the best was after him saying "****ING ****" from the shock of us running in, the first thing he said was "Ahhhhh my rolling hand" That'll teach the ******* for telling us to "get bent" when we say "Don't smoke pot in the house when we've got parents coming over" Morals of this story: #1 Don't do drug mm'kay? #2 Don't piss off your housemates, they can be your best ally or your worst enemy.
Not a very modern gentleman sir. If you really want to screw with him though, make him watch the blair witch project. When he's in a bit of sofalock (and you'll all have to work together here) turn off the lights, make everything quiet and put the TV onto some static. Leave the room and proceed to make some crying and scratching noises from another room through the wall. Honest to (insert higher power here) I have never seen someone run so fast in my entire life. For someone who doesn't run normally, he was like a rocket! A rocket I tell ya! As soon as he snapped out of the sofalock (and into that paranoia bit) he was out the front door and into the hallway within seconds looking like a frightened rabbit! You seem to be quite mean so I suppose you could then proceed to jump on him or something. We just let our victim calm down and we decided to watch Grandmas Boy instead.
quite a few people near me had to be hospitalised after they all took lsd and magic mushrooms and one person had a bad trip causing them all due to there sugestability to have the same trip and amplify it with there screems and shouts. The result was a room full of people driven half crazy. Don't mess with people on harder drugs :|
It is quite amusing the regular IRC go-ers are attempting to pull moral high ground, revenge is sweet - his broken wrist for my house mates mum thinking he smokes pot.
People shouldn't grow up at 14 Everyone should wait until the mid-life crisis. Then grow up, but even then, only 70% grown up. Or life would be boring.
they (and i) do silly things i know i have put most of my mates in stiches with some of my high antics e.g running backwards around a tree, running into said tree and falling off a roof
I damaged my wanking hand earlier this year. Both a physical and a mental blow. It just wasn't the same.
^ Post of a (mildly) sexual nature: Poisonous has been alerted, he'll be along shortly to say something crass udjamaflip, watch the movie "Gaslight", it'll give you plenty of ideas
That comment when looking at your avatar with that happy smile on his face just made me laugh my arse off, and no, I’m not on the pipe.
It's also really fun. Like changing people's homepage to meatspin, except they tend to not remember the next day.
That's why you logoff your computer when you're not using it. Having been stoned before I honestly don't see what the big fuss of it was, you just feel really ... um airy and fall asleep later. But yeah it's hilarious to screw around with stoners.
