A few times on purpose, a couple by accident and once i didn't realise Have you ever been ashamed buying a CD?
Nah. Never been convicted for anything. Ever eaten a slice of cheesecake and chuckled because it reminded you of our relix antics on here?
36 hours (roughly) with a 15 min gap between getting off a bus into a car, out the car and into my bed. I did not feel well to put it bluntly. Ever tried to tactically scratch your ass without anyone noticing in a room full of people?
Yes. I hate with a passion, all the people that wear protection uneccesarily, just as those freaks that wear gas masks when they walk in the city. Have you ever in the last week, logged on to bit-tech just to check out the new additions to the "Have you ever" thread?
yes definitely this is a great thread and it its growing fast! have you ever saaid something outrageous like 'go rape a cow'
no i like many others havent got anger problems with teachers and hold a grudge against them!!! have you ever asked someone to join a random forum
yes. a few times to diff people. have you everhad a bowl of cereal at 00:00 cause you couldn't be bothered to make something proper and cause you were playing on your computer
No, but sometimes I don't eat dinner until midnight because I was playing computer games... Have you ever been offered a lit blunt by a black man in the queue to get into a club?
yep. when i was a kid i jumped around a lot and my head knocked a shelf and an imported statue came crashing down. i wasn't hurt but my mom yelled at my dad because she thought the screws were loose on the shelf and it fell all by itself. i feel guilty bout that! have you ever used a sunbed?
Not a powered one no, but I've sat on a sun lounger sure. Have you ever told your boss to **** off as a part of a joke, then in the following silence thought "Crap, can I actually say that to my boss without getting fired?" Then, you hear him call you round to his desk and he just laughs and says "I'm pressing the **** you button" and gives you the finger and then you realise how awesome your job is?
No - but that sounds absolutely fantastic. Have you ever written a piece of software that has actually been sold for real money? (either for a company or independently)
No, unless writing batch files & editing registry settings for friends and family, that pay you back with stuff like a home made meal (that you would have got anyway), or doing these things for your boss that just says "nice work " counts? Have you ever had one of those nightmare traffic run's, where your lane just isn't moving at all, but the other lane is going along nicely. After a minute or so of this, you look for a little break and change - the moment you do this, you have to slam on the brakes cos the good lane has suddenly stopped, and the lane you just got out of starts going... and then it happens again, and again...
not since i started commuting the same roads regularly. I study the lanes and know when to switch now. On average, i think i save about 30% delay time that way Have you ever thought you were going to die?
A few times, mostly from choking, happened a few times, on an ice cube where my father hit me so hard to dislodge it it came out and sliiiiiiiiid across the work surface in the kitchen, a gobstopper ( i was young) and had to go to hospital for an xray and there it was sat in my stomach, erm, a foot long piece of fat, seriously how this came off a pork chop i dont know, but i just shoved my hand in and pulled it out, to the disgust of my sisters. Ive had a few close calls in cars aswell but never (touchwood) been in an accident, or even seen an accident happen. Had a truck in holland almost push us into the concrete barrier on a narrow bridge, dad slammed on brakes sliding us, but he handled it pretty well ( thanks to police advanced driving courses!) but still F-ing close. Also had one pretty bad asthma attack, induced by an over eager tickling father.... Have you ever thought that you spent far too much on a car thats now worth terrible amounts, but you love it so dearly and its your first so you dont want to let it down? or trade it in?
