Have you ever......

Yes, AND I DID, with tree branches. The whole incident ended with some splinters, but in time I will try again.

Have you ever noticed that some of these questions are repeats?

 

Yes i have. probably because bit-techers think alike!

Have you ever noticed that some of these questions are repeats?

 

Yes i have. probably because bit-techers think alike!

Have you ever wondered how many repeats are in the entire thread and how many there will be by the threads death?

 

I got volunteer of the year at the elementary school where my wife was teaching for doing the Heimlich with one of the autistic boys at lunch.
Have you ever had motorcycle or car parts in your living room being rebuilt?

 

Nope. Had greasy bicycle parts though.

Have you ever been smitten by two women at once, and been completely fscking clueless as to what to do about it? (Yes, that's exactly where I'm at right now. Dammit.)

 

Not exactly, but i've been in a few weird love triangles with two women.

I'd say your options are:

1) choose
2) threesome
3) date both and pray you don't get caught

Have you ever dated more than one women at a time, and not get caught?

 

yeah... present


Have you ever sneezed with your eyes open ?

 

nope.

have you ever had an orientation make you hate the place where you are going more than anything else?

 

No


Have you ever shocked yourself, like 220 house voltage???

 

no

have you ever been arrested for droping your kacks in the middle of a city center and telling two chavs to kiss your a**e whilst being drunk?

 

Nope.

Have you ever tried to visit bit tech but it was down?

 

yep, was a sad time.

Have you ever used linux as your main os

 

yep, I'm doing so now.

Have you ever cried in the cinema?

 

[[

Yep, doing it right now, as Windows XP refuses to boot off a USB HD - and I need portability and my laptop HDs kept dying during my 40-minute walk to work (where I abuse the client's unsecured - hey, their fault - wireless). ]]



[edit - was too late]

No, never cried in the cinema. Plenty of times at home, though - I'm in touch with my feminine side.



Have you ever gone number two in a public park?

(Yah, I have no inspiration.)

 

yes, a lot, when I was younger.

On the same lines: Have you ever wiped your arse with a leaf?

 

Yes, not that pleasant, was hiking up a mountain. Climbed a waterfall though.

Have you ever climbed a waterfall?

 

Nope, ive climbed alot of things but not a waterfall.

have you ever been shot in the face with a paintball? without a mask

 

No paintballing for me - I've been shot in the face with a BB gun tho' ... thankfully it didn't penetrate the skin, but it was big-time painful


Ever laughed so hard that you've wet yourself and/or "followed thru" ?? LOL

 

no

have you ever shat yourself while sleeping?

 

No, well maybe as a baby. I hope this isn't one of those questions that's come up from personal experience, as in just happened recently.

Have you ever thought that you may be a robot?