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LOL PETA Bedtime Stories

Discussion in 'General' started by boiled_elephant, 26 Jan 2009.

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  1. boiled_elephant

    boiled_elephant Merom Celeron 4 lyfe

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    This is a short book written for the PETA's new 'Sea Kitten' campaign, which strives to up the ante against fishing by brainwashing children into conceiving of fish as being underwater kittens. (I wish I was joking.) Most of you will probably have come across the campaign already, but in case you haven't seen it, the book is priceless.

    I'm pretty sure it was written with ironic intent and the PETA were too humourless to notice, because the absurd anthropomorphism and dark humour make it so goddamn funny:

     
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  2. The_Beast

    The_Beast I like wood ಠ_ಠ

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    Epic Fail
     
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  3. cc3d

    cc3d It's a mod mod world

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    People who eat sea-***** now will continue to eat sea-*****.
     
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  4. Condiment

    Condiment What's a Dremel?

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    God that is just wrong, these stories are aimed at children? The language used is harsh enough even for 11-12 year olds not to understand. I think PETA have missed the mark, and are also seriously mis-guided
     
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  5. notatoad

    notatoad pretty fing wonderful

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    i wonder when PETA realize that all this wackjob bullcrap actually hurts their cause?
     
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  6. C0nKer

    C0nKer What's a Dremel?

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    The biggest load of BS ever.
     
    C0nKer, 27 Jan 2009
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  7. outlawaol

    outlawaol Geeked since 1982

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    I can only sum up thoughts of me doing illegal things to stupid PETA....

    :twitchy eye:
     
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  8. Techno-Dann

    Techno-Dann Disgruntled kumquat

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    So, touchy-feely environmental sentimentalism or the delicious fish and chips I ate a few hours ago?

    Meh. Fish and chips wins. Sorry, PETA. If God hadn't meant for us to eat fish, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
     
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  9. notatoad

    notatoad pretty fing wonderful

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    THEY'RE NOT FISH THEY'RE SEA KITTENS!!!!!
     
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  10. Ryu_ookami

    Ryu_ookami I write therefore I suffer.

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    Does this mean I have to start Microwaving fish now the same way I microwave most of the neighbourhoods kittens?
     
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  11. 731|\|37

    731|\|37 ESD Engineer in Training

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    Pre or post skinning?
     
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  12. Furymouse

    Furymouse Like connect 4 in dagger terms

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    Just remember to poke with a fork so the steam has a place to vent ;)

    I am seriously scared about the one sea kitten plotting its revenge on the land dwellers who caught their family. :eyebrow:
     
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  13. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    doesn't matter if they go in pie

    mmmmmmmmmm, pie
     
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  14. quack

    quack Minimodder

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    You eat hairy pie?
     
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  15. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    Normally, I didn't used to ask for it but I've adjusted...
     
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  16. alpaca

    alpaca llama eats dremel

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    the piece of pie hidden in the back of our refregerator got hair too
    does this mean it contains time fused unskinned microwaved (sea)kitties?
     
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  17. opal

    opal Eh?

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    The human race makes me cry a little every day
     
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  18. badders

    badders Neuken in de Keuken

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    Hahaha, it's blocked at work by web washer, under the category: EXTREME

    I'll have a look and a giggle when I get home.
     
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  19. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    Heh, this thread rocks. I wonder if there's a recipe for threads like this.
     
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  20. Guest-23315

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    Noobish comments + (silly organisations/human stupidity) + (People x common sense) = Bit-Tech thread win.
     
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