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13 year old boy becomes a dad

Discussion in 'Serious' started by Veles, 13 Feb 2009.

  1. LAGMonkey

    LAGMonkey Group 7 error

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    who's yer daddy?
     
  2. will.

    will. A motorbike of jealousy!

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    This whole situation is hilarious :p
     
  3. Scirocco

    Scirocco Boobs, I have them, you lose.

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    Definition of mass confusion: Father's Day in Great Britain
     
  4. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    Well mothers day in certain areas leaves some men with no money :p
     
  5. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    I'm betting on Relix. He did visit recently, right?

    -monkey
     
  6. dark_avenger

    dark_avenger Minimodder

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    what ever happened to using condoms?
    it's not that hard, f**k having a kid at the age.
     
  7. sixfootsideburns

    sixfootsideburns modeteer

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    apparently the word is the girls parents consented to her having sex without protection... super effed.
     
  8. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    Relix isn't that desperate for sex with an English girl
     
  9. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    Maybe not, but I figured he would be sowing his godlike seed across the field now, in some attempt to populate the universe with stunning eyebrows. Why not start with England?

    -monkey
     
  10. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    He started his experimentation in the Deep South of the US, look what happened!
     
  11. Riisi

    Riisi I am the pwnage

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    I feel bad for the baby it's a sad future for him probably :sigh:
     
  12. Timmy_the_tortoise

    Timmy_the_tortoise International Man of Awesome

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    A little presumptuous, perhaps?
     
  13. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Realistic, more like.
     
  14. overdosedelusion

    overdosedelusion I mostly come at night, mostly..

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    If that child attends 50% of school, gets mostly C's, gets a job in a factory and pays most of its way through adult life I'll eat sh!t from a hat with sh!tty sprinkles.
     
  15. ichatfilipina

    ichatfilipina What's a Dremel?

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    shocking!!. I am confused of that guy it seems like 8 year old. I think he knows everything the father responsibilities.
     
  16. Mr Flibbles

    Mr Flibbles I'm not part of the solution....

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    So does this mean that at age 13, the child is supposed to be an adult?? Who in their right mind would allow to under age children have kids of their own.

    I mean the two kids cant even get a driving licence, buy a drink in a bar, get Married for **** sake. Their Own parents should have noticed things like this.

    And thats classic that the "father" didnt know what financially was?!?! This is whats going wrong with the UK, I think we have the highest rate of underage pregenancy. I mean the two young parents will be getting state Benefits now, or does that not start till they become legal age at 18???

    Maybe cause its a Sun thing it might be a hoax?? who knows but that family should be forced to stop breeding and educate the family that IT IS WRONG to have a kid at that age, what kind of life would it have. Well the dad and mum could play with their kid in the school playground!!
     
  17. Mr Flibbles

    Mr Flibbles I'm not part of the solution....

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    I have also found out that the two "new" parents are not entitled to claim benefit until they are of the leagl age of consent for sex, which is 16. so would this mean that the parents of these kids will get more of the HARD WORKING TAX PAYERS money???

    If the goverment bends to this, would it open flood gates for all those that want to scam the country. "Hey, dont worry about school/College/Uni have a kid at a young age and get paid!!"

    The government used to have a phrase (well thats when labour came into power) EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION!

    can anyone see where they have failed?
     
  18. boiled_elephant

    boiled_elephant Merom Celeron 4 lyfe

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    Don't try to tack some lame political bias onto this situation, you're spoiling the comedy value :)

    A 13-year-old having a child has about as much to do with labour government as I've got to do with the Pope.
     
  19. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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  20. Major

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    LMFAOLOL!

    Biggest little **** in the UK.

    Oh well, I guess the boys parents made some money out of it anyway.
     

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