A separate thread to keep it away from people who want to pass on their sympathies and condolences. Reports of Michael Jackson having a Heart Attack are INCORRECT! He has been found in the Children’s Ward having a STROKE! Michael Jackson’s body is not to be cremated or buried. It's to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. As a tribute McDonalds are going to create the McJackson burger; 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns. I hear Michael Jackson has died. Time of death was when the big hand touched the little hand. They were worried up in Heaven what Elvis would do once Michael arrived so they called in a Charlies' Angel.... Michael Jackson has died of cardiac arrest. It's his first arrest not relating to children. Ambulance officers confirm Michael Jackson's death. He was blowing bubbles when they arrived. The chimp is now in a stable condition.
What's the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? Fergie will be playing Giggs in August
MJ has asked to be recycled into babies dummies so that....................You can see where this is going, right?
Apparently he died of food poisoning, from eating 12 year old nuts. Michael Jackson proved that in America anything is possible. Even a poor black kid can become a wealthy white woman.
THe doctor attempting to resuscitate Michael gave up, turned to the other doctors and said "He just beat it."
Michael Jackson has died - his doctors are blaming it on the boogie. Can't say I'm surprised he was ill though - he did look a bit pale.
Due to Michael Jacksons death, we are canceling all his tour dates. These include James (age 8) and Timothy (age 11)
people who WHAT!? I've gotta know, you can't just leave us in suspense like that!! (If this were /b/ that could easily become a new meme in the vein of "I accidental the whole thing, is this dangerous?")
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and disney films? Kids will continue to be touched by disney films for years to come! Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack. Turns out heart disease comes from his protestant father's side of the family. It's known as the "Billy Gene". Michael Jackson's ghost has been seen on the childrens ward in the hospital where he died. It appears, even now he's dead, he still intends to put the willies up small children. This recession is getting worse, it's even hit the music industry. The Jackson Five have just laid one off. Michael Jackson is not being cremated. They're going to recycle him and make carrier bags so he can still be white, plastic and dangerous to children. Gary Glitter has just bid 20 grand on ebay for Michael Jacksons phone book. Sky news... Jockeys all over the world will wear black and white armbands this weekend as a mark of respect for Michael Jackson who rode more 3 year olds than anyone else. I've invented a new toy: A Jacko in a box. What an advert: Did you hear amy winehouse is playing at michael jacksons funeral? She is singing back to black when he is going through the curtains to be cremated.
..eat too much cheesecake? ..don't worship relix? ..shove tv remotes up their arse? ..accidentally on the internet? ..should know better?
Michael Jacksons chimp Bubbles was first to try to resucitate him. Unfortunately he had only been trained to suck not blow.
kids parents have been saying that to him for years, did he listen, did he **** i wouldnt worry MJ was used to a bit of controvacy. Jacko died from a heart attack when he found out that 'boyz 2 men' wasn't a delivery service
