Bears are cool until you have to share your scaffold 15 feet above ground in the dead of winter, -50F with Polar Bears looking for your lunch. Trans Alaska Pipeline 1976. Bicentennial frostbite
At -50F, I think I might lure the bear over with my lunch just so I could curl up with it for warmth.
Does this mean it will take who ever many seconds to eat you, if so lower is better. If i knew I was going to kick a bear in the bollocks, 1) I'd me on some sort of drug and 2) I'd bring a gun. Sorry if I just ruined this all for you guys
Whilst in Canada 1989 I sat with a number of other squaddies and watched "when a bear attacks" video. a very well crafted piece of cinematography ..of a gentleman in a huge padded suit and a crash helmet ..provoking a gristly bear and then promptly laying on the floor until it buggers off… having gotten bored with biting him and not getting the desired “ouch stop, nooooo ouch… screammmm” response it was probably hoping to achieve. I was still unconvinced that laying down on the ground not moving whilst a bear mauls you a little bit before getting bored is a great idea.. especially since we in fact didn’t have huge padded suits and crash helmets at our disposal. On choosing partners for the adventure training I chose the biggest heaviest set chap I could see in our section … I might not have been the fastest runner in the forces during my service .. but I was quicker than Taffy.. I suggest if you attempt kicking a bear in its nadgers .. you take Taffy with you .. I can only assume he is even heavier set now and more likely to be caught before you….
well it asks questions about running so its time it takes to catch you, how long you can defend yourself and then kill you. but if you dont seem him coming up behind you, think your fecked. for some reason they didnt ask this lol