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LOL Worst first date

Discussion in 'General' started by dark_avenger, 16 Dec 2009.

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  1. dark_avenger

    dark_avenger Minimodder

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    This has already been posted in the demot tread but i lol'd enough that i thought
    it needed it's own thread.

    Linky
     
    dark_avenger, 16 Dec 2009
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  2. M7ck

    M7ck Ⓜod Ⓜaster

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    If it is true, I really feel for the guy.
     
    M7ck, 16 Dec 2009
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  3. TheoGeo

    TheoGeo What are these goddamn animals?!

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    Thats disgusting... and pee bottles? wtf?

    To be honest i don't really feel bad for the guy. He was just making things worse at every step. Any of the issues could have been avoided. He had bigger problems than just forgetting his 'pee bottles'
     
    TheoGeo, 16 Dec 2009
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  4. Veles

    Veles DUR HUR

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    I didn't even manage to finish reading it, I was laughing too hard at the MSPaint pictures XDD
     
    Veles, 16 Dec 2009
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  5. dark_avenger

    dark_avenger Minimodder

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    the ms paint pics were epic but the gif is even better lol

    [​IMG]
     
    dark_avenger, 16 Dec 2009
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  6. LeMaltor

    LeMaltor >^_^

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    The gif makes me laugh, I don't believe the story, and quote -> and pee bottles? wtf? indeed :p
     
    LeMaltor, 16 Dec 2009
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  7. Sir Digby

    Sir Digby The Supprising Adventures

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    Sir Digby, 16 Dec 2009
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  8. Bogomip

    Bogomip ... Yo Momma

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    I am literally crying from what is possibly the most epic piece of literature EVER POSTED on the internet. I dont care if it happened or not, that sir, is the most epic thing I have read in a long, long time.

    I commend you highly for posting this most outstanding piece of awesome :)

    I even made a folder on my computer to save the epic work from ever being destroyed or removed from my life. Thank you.
     
    Bogomip, 17 Dec 2009
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  9. PureSilver

    PureSilver E-tailer Tailor

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    Bogomip's right, even if it's not true this is still the best thing I've read in weeks...
     
    PureSilver, 17 Dec 2009
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  10. NuTech

    NuTech Minimodder

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    This guy is a genuine, bonafide psycho. This is his Youtube channel for his 'real life trolling' (read: borderline sexual harassment).

    Apparently he's in med school too, if there is a God, hopefully the Medical Board will weed him out before he gets his license.

    Oh, have I mentioned his home-made sex doll?

    [​IMG]

    I'm sure we'll be hearing about him in the next few years when the bodies buried in his garden are found...
     
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    NuTech, 17 Dec 2009
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  11. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    What in the hell are pee bottles? Why wouldn't you piss in a public toilet? That guy deserved everything he got.
     
    Krikkit, 17 Dec 2009
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  12. dark_avenger

    dark_avenger Minimodder

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    wow that's even more scary/messed up than the story :jawdrop:
     
    dark_avenger, 17 Dec 2009
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  13. PegasusM

    PegasusM Stand back, I'm doing science

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    lol! thanks for sharing this
     
    PegasusM, 17 Dec 2009
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  14. sentek

    sentek What's a Dremel?

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    WHAT IS THIS i DONT EVEN..

    his youtube is also liek wtf?
    "i eat the inferior m&ms immediately"
     
    sentek, 17 Dec 2009
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  15. Matticus

    Matticus ...

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    Damn I should have made a thread instead of going to the demote thread. The rep, imagine the rep :p
     
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  16. dark_avenger

    dark_avenger Minimodder

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    i thought everybody should share in the lolz :thumb:
     
    dark_avenger, 17 Dec 2009
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  17. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    Holycrapamazing
     
    CardJoe, 17 Dec 2009
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  18. SeewRipsmem

    SeewRipsmem What's a Dremel?

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    "All of this could have ing been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles" or if you had taken a st in a public toilet... "WTF?? The FIRST girl that shows interest in me.. I have to go and in her bathtub???? This is ing retarded yes mad."


    Seems a bit too much to be true All the same very funny
     
    SeewRipsmem, 17 Dec 2009
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  19. mikeuk2004

    mikeuk2004 What you Looking at Fool!

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    This guy is a genuine freak, omg. and Pee bottles? we wont use a public toilet but happy to pee in bottles? Where does he do the pee bottle thing? Why am I even asking argh.
     
    mikeuk2004, 17 Dec 2009
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  20. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    Maybe he's like that guy from Dodgeball?

    Drinks his wee, because it's sterile and he likes the taste?
     
    liratheal, 17 Dec 2009
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