Never read flatpack instructions, best way to do it it is; Take out everything you have and put it in a pile Look at the picture Make said pile look like picture Seriously, I never read those damn things they just confuse you with their badly drawn quisi-3d sketched instructions.
Ah, Danny Dyer, good to see you here! I have had a series of somewhat amusing giggles over this, so much appreciated from all - I'll try and get the rep cannon in working order! What irks me the most is I never even got a thank-you for setting up the desk for her. Or driving her down to Argos. Or carrying the thing. The mind boggles. Maybe I should take it all apart while she's sleeping tonight...