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Excellent. I am actually considering trying to do the same with this school. I do have a map of the school at home, but I probably wont have the time (read: skill) to do it. Maybe break in and have a huge paintball fight!

 

Didn't someone get arrested for doing this?

Me and my friends have on a couple of occasions made detailed plans for the tactics we'd use for if our school was a CSS map.

 

you shout "Maximum Speed!" gunning it off the lights.

 

Can someone explain the last one for me? Never heard it...

 

...when you finish playing a song on guitar and look up to see what score you got

.. when you're sitting in traffic and start getting annoyed that the game is taking so long to load

I can see where you're coming from

 

I lol'd when I read this! When I first got hold of HL2 this is exactly what I did to get some peace and quiet to play before the misses got up!

After a while she used to get up to watch me play - she loved it, 6 months later she had her own PC and was playing CSS in a clan

 

"…when you bump into things all the time and blame it on the clipping. "

Works well with other who know what your talking about, everyone else just haven't lived!

 

You know when you've played too much Game Dev Story when you rate all games by "Fun", "Creativity", "Graphics" and "Sound".

you know when you've played too many racing games when you always drive the perfect racing line, clipping the curb every at every turn in real life. (this isn't good for the car!)

 

I 'check those corners!' when entering a room for the first time haha.

 

LOL nice blog post, the monkey island theme tune to relax made me lol & so did many of the others .

 

I think me and a mate are going to try and make a map out of it. If it becomes serious I will let you bit-techers know all about it. Project style.

 

...when you thing of being drunk as experiencing lag.

 

Some talented individual made a Duke Nukem map of my high school many years ago, and at times the entire computer lab (60 odd computers) was being used for epic LAN battles. The headmaster's office had porn mags and a stripper in it, beyond that I can't remember it too well.

 

...When you get a job as a games journalist.

 

Yeeeah, I'm not sure that makes you a person who plays too many games, rather you're just a complete geek.

 

After a lengthy session playing Dead Rising 2 with friends one night, a friend of mine went out into the garden for a joint. The reason he was out longer than normal was because he was searching the garden for something to 'combine'...

 

Thankyou for making my christmas that little bit funnier >.<

my favorite that still gets me is "When you start suspecting a box of being Solid Snake"

 

when you wake up in the middle of the night screaming because you think you have just been nuked !!!

 

...when you circle strafe your wife and follow up with "pwnd"

 

when the microwave says eta 4:00