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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

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  1. Tribble

    Tribble Steals Avatars

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    Can you sew, the hours i spent darning point shoes. :waah:
     
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  2. smc8788

    smc8788 Multimodder

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  3. fuus

    fuus Misses Rep Bombs

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    Short Answer: No,
    Long Answer: No :lol:
     
    fuus, 7 May 2012
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  4. wolfticket

    wolfticket Downwind from the bloodhounds

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    wolfticket, 7 May 2012
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  5. IanW

    IanW Grumpy Old Git

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    I haz a sad...

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  6. Constructacon

    Constructacon Constructing since 1978

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    One day? Really? What do they hope by that?

    Exec A: "It won't be popular... let's only release it for 1 day."

    some time later.....

    Exec A: :See, no one saw it.... I told you it would be unpopular."

    [​IMG]
     
    Constructacon, 7 May 2012
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  7. lp1988

    lp1988 Minimodder

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    Why?!? afraid of the subject
     
    lp1988, 7 May 2012
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  8. Twellmann

    Twellmann Carnivorous Homunculus

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    This is what happens for me when I'm at the pants/shoe-store

    Clerk: Sorry, these extra long models are all sold out long ago..

    me: When do you get some then?

    Clerk: Not so often, we only take home a few at a time

    me: ....head asplode...:duh:
     
    Twellmann, 7 May 2012
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  9. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    Tell me where I can buy these pant-shoes. They sound intriguing, as well as exciting, and could help shave seconds off my morning routine.

    Inquiring minds need to know!
     
    Flibblebot, 7 May 2012
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  10. Malvolio

    Malvolio .

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    Malvolio, 7 May 2012
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  11. lp1988

    lp1988 Minimodder

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    Not a demote but awesome XD

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    lp1988, 7 May 2012
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  12. SuicideNeil

    SuicideNeil What's a Dremel?

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    Err, no- because it won't get a proper cinema release, which makes him sad ( as discussed ).
     
    SuicideNeil, 8 May 2012
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  13. xXSebaSXx

    xXSebaSXx Minimodder

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    LOL... Jr. shall be known as "Broadband Jim" from this day on.
     
    xXSebaSXx, 8 May 2012
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  14. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    "Honey, I'd like you to open a port because I want to initiate a data transfer"

    :naughty:
     
    Guest-16, 8 May 2012
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  15. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    Wife: Sorry dear, the server returned a 403 error.
    Husband: How about I 305?
    Wife: Hmm. 401.
    Husband: What?! That is 406!
    Wife: I'm sorry, but trying to use proxies gets you a 405.
    Husband: Is this because I normally get 413 errors?
    Wife: Judging from last night, I'd say 417 due to 416.
    Husband: Oh, I see. I suppose it'll be 402 next?
    Wife: You just bought yourself a 503. And we're talking a long-ass maintenance downtime here.

    :lol:

    True story.




    For translation, see here.
     
    supermonkey, 8 May 2012
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  16. IanW

    IanW Grumpy Old Git

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    Correct sir. The day in question is Wednesday May 23rd. Who has time to go to the cinema on a Wednesday? :wallbash:

    The good news is that the DVD/Bluray release will be the following Monday, May 28th. :clap:
     
    IanW, 8 May 2012
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  17. Skidd

    Skidd What's a Dremel?

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    Demotivating indeed....
     
    Skidd, 8 May 2012
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  18. lp1988

    lp1988 Minimodder

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    I was referring to the cinemas, why would they only do a one day release
     
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  19. Almightyrastus

    Almightyrastus On the jazz.

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    Because it gets people talking about it. It's how the marketing people make you their b1tch.
     
    Almightyrastus, 8 May 2012
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  20. Comfyasabadger

    Comfyasabadger What's a Dremel?

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    Content aside, it's quite a catchy tune.
     
    Comfyasabadger, 8 May 2012
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