Saw him in the boozer last night drinking cider, from the usual apple source. Says he's taking his old banger in for a service then jetting off to Australia for a holiday. Reckons it's going to be a sizzler.
I genuinely think he's feeling down on himself right now. It was his birthday recently and he wanted everyone to join him for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. One mate ****ed off to the market instead; one mate just stayed at home; another mate insisted on eating roast beef; and his best mate refused to eat anything at all. Spec got so upset that he just stood up at the table and had a spontaneous bout of incontinence which lasted all the way home.
He's probably just porcine his bird when he finishes work at the moment. Nothing happier than a pig (hav)in a poke.
Worry over Spotted him in my board games meeting...he was having a game of "Back Gammon" don't worry he's happy as a pig in sh*t...
It's not over yet, We'll be hamming it up for a while yet.....he doesn't mind us grilling him a bit longer surely ? We will be tender.....and not lean on him too hard.