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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

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  1. legoman

    legoman breaker of things

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    Surely it should look more like this?

    [​IMG]
     
    legoman, 21 Feb 2015
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  2. SMIFFYDUDE

    SMIFFYDUDE Supermodders on my D

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    The brand name on that sledgehammer should read YO-LO instead, it would be so much more appropriate for selfie clubbing.
     
    SMIFFYDUDE, 21 Feb 2015
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  3. SuicideNeil

    SuicideNeil What's a Dremel?

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    [​IMG]


    :worried:
     
    SuicideNeil, 23 Feb 2015
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  4. mrlongbeard

    mrlongbeard Multimodder

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    Flawed riddle is flawed
     
    mrlongbeard, 23 Feb 2015
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  5. play_boy_2000

    play_boy_2000 ^It was funny when I was 12

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    cement mix?
     
    play_boy_2000, 23 Feb 2015
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  6. d_stilgar

    d_stilgar Old School Modder

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    I thought the same thing, but then it came to me . . .

    It's your penis.
     
    d_stilgar, 23 Feb 2015
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  7. sjamppo

    sjamppo Minimodder

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    Tea
    tents to go in dry, get out wet, and the
    tea
    gets stronger in
    taste
    , the longer you keep it in..

    But I vote Penis to.
     
    sjamppo, 23 Feb 2015
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  8. ferret141

    ferret141 Minimodder

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    thé
     
    ferret141, 23 Feb 2015
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  9. play_boy_2000

    play_boy_2000 ^It was funny when I was 12

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    I guess if the Viagra hasn't quite kicked in...
     
    play_boy_2000, 23 Feb 2015
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  10. SuicideNeil

    SuicideNeil What's a Dremel?

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    [​IMG]
     
    SuicideNeil, 24 Feb 2015
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  11. MadDogg

    MadDogg Sofa King Awesome

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    tea leaves (for a cup of tea)

    For sure, I thought you Brits would get this.....
     
    MadDogg, 24 Feb 2015
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  12. theshadow2001

    theshadow2001 [DELETE] means [DELETE]

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    Nope. Definitely penis.
     
    theshadow2001, 24 Feb 2015
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  13. SuicideNeil

    SuicideNeil What's a Dremel?

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    [​IMG]
     
    SuicideNeil, 24 Feb 2015
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  14. mrlongbeard

    mrlongbeard Multimodder

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    Flawed riddle is still flawed.

    The tea goes in dry and comes out wet, but doesn't get stronger the longer it remains in, if anything the substance that goes in the water gets weaker the longer it stays in.
     
    mrlongbeard, 24 Feb 2015
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  15. Silver51

    Silver51 I cast flare!

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    So the logical answer is; The Incredible Hulk in a kids paddling pool.
    It's full of pee.
     
    Silver51, 24 Feb 2015
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  16. SuicideNeil

    SuicideNeil What's a Dremel?

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    Here's a different flawed riddle for you pedantic asshats:

    3 men in boat, with 4 cigarettes, and no matches.

    How do they manage to smoke?

    Fans of Scooter wil know the answer... :D
     
    SuicideNeil, 24 Feb 2015
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  17. mrlongbeard

    mrlongbeard Multimodder

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    I'd use a lighter myself, or maybe my ferrocerium rod, but then I never go anywhere without the ability to start a fire :thumb:
     
    mrlongbeard, 24 Feb 2015
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  18. davvy76

    davvy76 Minimodder

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    Or really old Batman!
     
    davvy76, 24 Feb 2015
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  19. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    Just 3 guys, smoking the pole. The only tools you need for that are supplied with your body.

    [​IMG]
     
    Shirty, 24 Feb 2015
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  20. SuicideNeil

    SuicideNeil What's a Dremel?

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    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    Lol at the Jigglypuff one :D
     
    SuicideNeil, 25 Feb 2015
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