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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

  1. Byron C

    Byron C Multimodder

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    This is painfully accurate.

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  2. jrs77

    jrs77 Modder

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  3. Gooey_GUI

    Gooey_GUI Wanted: Red Shirts

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    I had the opportunity to see these 5 funny commercials videos just now.

    Almost 20 years ago, something like commercial #3 happened to me in San Francisco as I was walking to a bus stop with my (then) 14 year-old daughter who was wearing a pair of cute kitten ears sticking up out of her hair band. A police officer in a squad car came driving up and exclaimed, "What have we here!" When the officer got a good look at both of our faces he just shook his head and drove off after seeing the family resemblance.

    Funniest Commercials - Top 5 Ameriquest Mortgage Commercials

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHG9-of_WtQ

    These are almost all just great!

    Funniest Commercials 2016

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TO208trnno

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiAfC5YDHAg
     
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  4. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    The best thing to do with tv adverts is completely ignore them.
     
  5. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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    get back in your tank thread fruitcake.
     
  6. loftie

    loftie Multimodder

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    Bit harsh dude. His post isn't incoherent, might not be funny in your opinion, but humour is subjective.
     
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  7. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    +1

    I've got no problem with you being a grumpy, intolerant bast, but I do have an issue with unprovoked personal attacks.

    A little tact next time?
     
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  8. rainbowbridge

    rainbowbridge Minimodder

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    TheBlackSwordsMan Over the Hills and Far Away

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    Pliqu3011 all flowers in time bend towards the sun

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    lilgoth89 Captin Calliope

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  12. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    Must admit his name wasn't familiar to me. But while not everyone will have known the guy's name, they will know the planes he helped design.
     
  13. Gooey_GUI

    Gooey_GUI Wanted: Red Shirts

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    One bright day
    in the middle of the night,

    two dead boys got up to fight.

    Back-to-back,
    they faced each other.

    They drew their swords and shot one another.

    A deaf policeman
    hearing this noise,

    came and rescued the two dead boys.

    And, if you don't believe this lie is true

    ask the blind man.
    He saw it all too! *

    * probably through the knot hole in the barbed wire fence
     
  14. mrlongbeard

    mrlongbeard Multimodder

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    Well that's just silly, fancy looking through a knot hole in a barbed wire fence post when barbed wire is more nothing than something in terms of blocking vision
     
  15. Tyinsar

    Tyinsar 6 screens 1 card since Nov 17 2007

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    Caldwell, is that you?
    Yes, that's the silliest part. :worried:
     
  16. Arboreal

    Arboreal Keeper of the Electric Currants

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    The version we had as children from our Grandmother:

    One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight.

    A blind man to see fair play, and a dumb man to shout hooray

    Back-to-back, they faced each other.

    They drew their swords and shot each another.

    A legless donkey passing by, kicked the blind man in the eye

    Kicked them over a 9 inch wall , into a dry ditch and drowned them all


    All, wonderful nonsense to a young child :)
     
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  17. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    "I see," said the blind man, sitting on the corner of a round table as he picked up a hammer and saw...
     
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  18. play_boy_2000

    play_boy_2000 ^It was funny when I was 12

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    Rocket go boom (skip to 1:05)
     
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  19. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    Blows up... destroys $150m cargo... still a more reliable delivery service than Parcel Farce...
     
  20. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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    :hehe:
     

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