Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Comming forth to carry meeeee hooooome! Swiiiii-ngggg Looooow, Sweeeeeet Chaaaa-riot. Comming forth to carry me home! Wilko, you Look out Wallabies, The 'Whinging Pomms' are on there way!
In the spirit of fairness for the world cup final! How to wind an Aussie up: 1) 'Accidentally' get them mixed up with a Kiwi. 2) Whistle 'God Save The Queen'. 3) Refer to England as the 'Mother Country'. 4) Ask them what type of work their great-grandfathers did. 5) Tell them Dame Edna's the best looking Aussie chick you've seen. 6) Tell them the bar's shut. How to wind a Pommie up: 1) Ask them how their cricket team's doing. 2) Tell them you were sorry to hear about Jonny's injury. 3) Dress up in Danish football shirts and viking helmets. 4) Ask a Northerner which part of London they're from. 5) Ask them who's great-grandfather got the best deal. 6) Tell them the Red Lion's been changed into a Walkabout. JB
TO be honest I think the game England played against France was terrible just 1 try I think and the rest were all kicks by Wilkinson... I really do hope they beat australia!
I thought no tries were scored? All the points off the boot? I missed that game and everyone here is more concerned with talking about the All Blacks/Wallabies game.
Have just been sent this link, vote to try and change the statistics whilst the Aussies are sleeping! A friend of a Friend found this voting poll on the Sydney Morning Herald web site this morning and thought we could have some fun with it. Go tothis link <http://smh.com.au/polls/sport/form.html> and vote that England were "Scintillating", then pass this message on to as many England rugby fans as you know. The Aussie Pomie bashing started at 9.30am Monday morning and "dull, dull, dull" had 52% of the votes, this has now changed and currently 'scintillating' has 83%!!!!
Nah, the French scored the single try of the game. Everything else came from Wilko's boot. We almost got a try at the end of the match, but we just ran out of time. Plus during the second half, (IIRC) we got over the line but it was deemed to be held up. I think the boys played well. And however you play the game, a win is a win. The French didn't play to the conditions, and consequently fighting for third place. BTW - does anybody else think that the French Manager, Jo Maso Looks like Lionel Blair?
Martin Johnson, Richard Hill and Johnny Wilkinson are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in." Addressing Johnson first he asks, "what do you believe? " Johnson looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Rugby to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the grim North to the bright lights of Twickenham. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club." God looks up and offers Johnson the seat to his left. He then turns to Hill, "and you, Dicky, what do you believe?" Hill stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits." God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Hill the seat to his right.Finally, he turns to Wilkinson, "and you, Johnny, what do you believe?" "I believe..." says Wilkinson "...you're sitting in my seat." Come in England...I would like little more than to beat the Wallabies in their own back yard after all the crap their media's been printing about the team!
ROFLMAO! Nice one Will I see that Clive's announced the team, and he's replaced Catt with Tindall in the starting XV. He's on the bench, but is this a mistake, given the lift Catt gave the team last weekend?
Oh yes you did? didn't you mahahaha (hindsight is a good thing ) The masters have beaten the criminals in they own backyard.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY!!!!!1 ENGLAND, ENGLAND, ENGLAND, ENGLAND!!!!1111
