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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

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  1. Anfield

    Anfield Multimodder

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    How are you supposed to verify if you got genuine Paltrow vagina smell candle rather than generic candle factory employee vagina smell candle?:p
     
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    Guest-44638 Guest

    Not sure I'd want to be offered the option to verify either, for fear of offending...
     
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  3. Anfield

    Anfield Multimodder

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    And without verification you'd just have to take it on faith making it as worthless as Holy "trust us, it totally ain't just tap water" Water.
     
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  4. KayinBlack

    KayinBlack Unrepentant Savage

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    Fast fact, holy water is just tap water-it's just been blessed by an ordained priest or minister. I can legally make holy water and sell it without reprisal from the government, as I am an ordained minister from a mainline denomination.

    I do not, as it's just frickin' tap water. And I've left Christianity, there's that too.
     
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  5. legoman

    legoman breaker of things

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    Does this mean if you bless say a pointy piece of metal, its now technically a holy weapon?
     
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  6. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    And, if you bless a turd?
     
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  7. David

    David μoʍ ɼouმ qᴉq λon ƨbԍuq ϝʁλᴉuმ ϝo ʁԍɑq ϝμᴉƨ

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    Holy sh!t :D
     
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  8. boiled_elephant

    boiled_elephant Merom Celeron 4 lyfe

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    Mate. I actually cannot believe this thread is still going.

    Please carry on forever, you magnificent bastards. (I'm just here on my biannual BT visit.)
     
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  9. KayinBlack

    KayinBlack Unrepentant Savage

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    The weapon, yes. Why would I bless a turd except for the lulz?
     
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  10. Arboreal

    Arboreal Keeper of the Electric Currants

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    Cue the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

    See Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one
     
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  11. Byron C

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    This one's only 8 years old, so it's quite new :thumb:
     
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  12. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Over the Hills and Far Away

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    Available on offensivecrayon.com

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    But on the other hand, it doesn't have any pictures of she who shall not be mentioned, so...you know...that's a good thing, m'kay?
     
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  14. lilgoth89

    lilgoth89 Captin Calliope

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    it doesn't...anymore...
     
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  15. VipersGratitude

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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Byron C

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  17. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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  18. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Over the Hills and Far Away

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    Jarheads in space with guns, what could go wrong...

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. fix-the-spade

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    This is a Trump inititative, like they're ever getting into space.
     
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