Other What's ruining your life right now?

Maybe the Corona Virus outbreak is actually just a big conspiracy invented so that we can find out who the true c*nts are and murder them?

 

Suffocate them with thier toilet paper, my wife suggests.

 

Just got back from Costco (limit of 1 per member on most food items, including multipacks). Also 99.9p unleaded.
The shocking thing I heard there was that people are also panic buying chest freezers to put all their other plunder into.

 

I was speaking to someone yesterday who said they were in IKEA mid week and they'd sold out of desks

 

Thank god mum knows how to use Amazon.



That was middle of the queue in "oldies hour" down here yesterday. That's Sainsburys Bognor. The queue was about 600m long.

 

Nice social distancing going on there.

 

They don't have much choice mate. There's a lot of oldies down here. It's that or starve.

 

They really should have segregated a bigger area for them so they could stand at a distance.

My folks are just up the road from you and I know what you mean about it being a silver paradise.

 

Aye, god's waiting room.

TBH I would imagine many of them don't give a shat any way. They've been through worse. There's been points where I've almost had to pin my mum down. That's why I came over, 'cause she's got an itchy arse ffs.

So I gave her a lump of money to keep her busy.

 

Thing is if they don't follow the rules they wont be in the waiting room any more, more than likely heading straight to the morgue.

But I guess as they don't give a shat, they wont be needing to buy all the toilet paper. (We so need a toilet paper emoji)

 

Local supermarket has limits on most food items and bog roll. There isn't even a single roll left. I bought whisky and rum today. So at least I won't be sober enough to actually watch all that crap happening right now.

 

I'm going back out to the shop again later. I want some booze and snacks for later... I'll have a look and see if there's anything else we can grab for food, but my local supermarket was pretty bare yesterday evening so I'm not expecting much. We're alright for next week or so, but I'm starting to get concerned about what we'll do beyond that.

 

I'm glad I have seven bottles of scotch on hand.. gonna be a fun few weeks!

 

OK I admit it, I went and panic bought, I was down to 4 bottles of bourbon and 2 bottles of rum, things could've got messy, but after fighting my way through throngs of idiots buying bog roll and vegetables I got what I wanted from Asda.

 

Fanta and Listerine. My usual. Good man. It's excellent with a slice of orange on the side. And ice. Plenty of ice.

 

Has that bottle of Kraken got a shot measure attached to it?

If - as I could've read - that had said THONGS, I'd say things have already got a bit more than messy...

 

Just got 10 bottles of wine, 2 bottles of whiskey and a bottle of gin, should see us right for a few days weeks while...

 

Might (finally) have my birthday Paulaner, at the weekend... keep forgetting I've got it; teetotal the rest of the year, so easy to do.

Seems like a plan that could work for those who're able to - get absolutely wasted, fall asleep 'til it all blows over, then wake up.

 

Security cap.

 

Wasn't actually that bad. Plenty of veg but predictably no meat, pasta, pasta sauces, loo roll, eggs. But there was plenty of stuff we can eat: change a couple of our usual meals to vegetarian versions, grab some vegan/vegetarian meat substitutes (because there was loads of that stuff) and job done.

I was feeling a bit better about the whole situation. Then a ****ing idiot pushed their trolley up to the till behind me. They had 6 loaves of bread (two different brands to get around the purchase limits), 3 packs of croissants (weird thing to stock up on), 3 large packs of loo roll, and a bunch of other stockpiled stuff. I had to work very ****ing hard to bite my tongue and not say a ****ing thing...

Ninja'd by @mrlongbeard, it's a security doo-hickey.