E.U: Leave or Stay? Your thoughts.

Could be worse, imagine we would have instead elected that bloke who looks a bit dodgy while eating, the calamities that would have befallen the UK in the last couple years would have surely left some scars. Thank god we dodged that bullet and have enjoyed peace and quiet without any nasty disruption thanks to the party of law and order that only breaks their own laws in a limited and specific way to test their eyes on the way to buggering pigs.

 

Me reckons he'd nope right the hell out of here no matter how politely we ask.

 

Bournemouth West Constituency

1950 - Conservative win (new seat)
1951 - Conservative hold
1954 - Conservative hold
1955 - Conservative hold
1959 - Conservative hold
1964 - Conservative hold
1966 - Conservative hold
1970 - Conservative hold
1974 - Conservative hold
1974 - Conservative hold
1979 - Conservative hold
1983 - Conservative hold
1987 - Conservative hold
1992 - Conservative hold
1997 - Conservative hold
2001 - Conservative hold
2005 - Conservative hold
2010 - Conservative hold
2015 - Conservative hold
2017 - Conservative hold
2019 - Conservative hold

Etc.

 

Personally, I'm ready to give it a shot TBH.

 

Sounds like the basis of a slapstick comedy in which hilarity ensues. I'd love that right now, a bit of hilarity.

 

I mean, what's the worst you, or the forum as a Consensus, could do?

 

Compulsory cheesecake. Yup, that's about as extreme as it'd get I think.

 

There is no cheesecake. It is the mind that bends.

 

All refrigerators entering the UK or being sold on UK soil must be inspected thoroughly for stray PMs?

 

Too wordy.

Try "tw@t employed to deliver tw@ts charter"

 

Or, "tw@t employed by tw@t, to deliver tw@ts charter"

 

Yeah, but his employer is better described as a complete and utter cock holster, and we're back to the wordy thing again.

 

There was also this dude who happily promoted voting for leopards to eat more faces complaining about a lack of noses:

https://www.theguardian.com/busines...e-by-8-in-autumn-amid-chronic-staff-shortages

 

Rishi accidentally suggests that Brexit may have caused problems with our trade.

Was this "inevitable" outcome in small print on the side of the bus?

 

Yes, in clear paint...

 

JRM has delayed border checks on EU foodstuffs for a fourth time stating it would be an act of economic self harm to do so.

The Brexit opportunities minister is now reciting remainer warnings.

Is he now going to argue that we left so we could take back control and decide to not do things we weren't doing anyway?

 

JRM has basically admitted that Brexit is an act of economic self harm.