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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

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  1. Cookie Monster

    Cookie Monster Multimodder

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    I've been there twice. First round put by heart rate to 190something, I believe I was told heart attacks happen around here. It required a hospital dash and morphine. 2nd time was this year, on my birthday. I already had an appointment at the doctors, walked there, got into the dr's office, excused myself for a piss, came back with a kidney stone.
     
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  2. IanW

    IanW Grumpy Old Git

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    I'll see your kidney stones and raise you acute pancreatitis.
    Women sometimes say childbirth is like trying to poop a bowling ball.
    Pancreatitis is like trying to breath after swallowing one.
    It required 2 weeks nil-by-mouth and lots of morphine. The next step would've been an induced coma!
     
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  3. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    So this forum has come down to, "I've had a better pain than you."

    How the mighty has fallen...
     
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  4. ElThomsono

    ElThomsono Multimodder

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    I've literally never been injured, beyond a cut finger; certainly I've never had to get anything stitched. Quite remarkable really as I do a lot of stuff and don't follow safety procedures :lol:
     
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  5. KayinBlack

    KayinBlack Unrepentant Savage

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    I was hit by a car on my bicycle.

    If Mankz is still around, wasn't he hit by a bus? That's got to be the top.
     
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  6. David

    David μoʍ ɼouმ qᴉq λon ƨbԍuq ϝʁλᴉuმ ϝo ʁԍɑq ϝμᴉƨ

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    What was a car doing on your bicycle?
     
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  7. Byron C

    Byron C Multimodder

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    Jesus yeah, I remember that...

    He's not still around though, I'm pretty sure he closed his account and got turned into one of the "Guest-XXXX" accounts a while back.
     
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  8. KayinBlack

    KayinBlack Unrepentant Savage

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    That leaves me at the top of a pyramid none of us want to be on.
     
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  9. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    It's just that we've all become old gits :D
    From hereon in it's just comparing pain (especially joint pain) and hovering around the discounted section in the supermarket...
     
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  11. IanW

    IanW Grumpy Old Git

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    And then it all goes a bit "Four Yorkshiremen".

     
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  12. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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  13. IanW

    IanW Grumpy Old Git

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    [​IMG]
     
    IanW, 18 Feb 2023
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  14. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    [​IMG]
     
    Mr_Mistoffelees, 4 Mar 2023
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  15. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    Posted in Demote, because it makes my PC seem monumentally sluggish. BTW, in Cinebench R32 on all cores, my R7 5800X on stock settings can achieve 15777...

     
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  16. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    Isitari, 19 Mar 2023
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  18. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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  19. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    Trump’s followers have their own special word:

     
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  20. yuusou

    yuusou Multimodder

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    Musk followers as well. There's a more modern word for them: stans.
     
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