Why the internet is like a penis.

WilHarris · 7 Mar 2004

# It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but that makes it difficult to get any real work done
# In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time
# It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will just do the same damn dumb things it did before
# It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late
# If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses
# It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently
# We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant
# If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble
# It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself, "why on earth did I do that?"
# Some folks have it, some don't. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong
# Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it would like to try it.
# Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do
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Darv · 7 Mar 2004

Especially the last one

Jamie · 7 Mar 2004

HAHA, some good ones in there

Shepps · 7 Mar 2004

very good

ajack · 8 Mar 2004

#1

Morphine · 8 Mar 2004

ah man, that list is great. cheered me right up afdter arguing with my parents.

M_D_K · 8 Mar 2004

so true made me chuckle

morgan.

JB · 8 Mar 2004

lol awesome

Megadoomer · 9 Mar 2004

reading that makes using my computer feel dirty..... what am i thinking no it doesnt it just feels sooo good

djengiz · 9 Mar 2004

Very funny!

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Why the internet is like a penis.

WilHarris Just another nobody Moderator

Darv Bling!!

Jamie ex-Bit-Tech code junkie

Shepps Slacking off since 1986..

ajack rox

Morphine weeee!

M_D_K Modder

JB What's a Dremel?

Megadoomer What's a Dremel?

djengiz Pointless.

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Why the internet is like a penis.

WilHarris Just another nobody Moderator

Darv Bling!!

Jamie ex-Bit-Tech code junkie

Shepps Slacking off since 1986..

ajack rox

Morphine weeee!

M_D_K Modder

JB What's a Dremel?

Megadoomer What's a Dremel?

djengiz Pointless.

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