Looking around on ebay i have found this http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5500977472
This one is an oldie, and probably a repost, but just in case anyone hasn't seen it: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343 Absolutely hilarious.
anyways.. according to http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=penski&f=1 penski owns her already....