its not a bad thing as in entertains but i can do this.... that pics over 2 yrs old now, can still do it an pull my arm far behind my head... well thats my party trick 'doc
*takes a deep breath* Mild Aspergers, more scars than I can be arsed to count (mainly on my hands and knees) and one between each toe where I had them straightened (well sorta!) erm, a 'slight' inability to concentrate on college work, I can crack all the joints in my hands and arms, also some in my neck, my pelvis, knees, ankles and (sometimes) toes. What else... Greasy hair and eyebrows that wont stay apart. Oh yeah, a large slab of fat (mainly) over my shomach that I cannot shift (even though I bike to college during term) That's me.
I have about 4 birthmarks, am allergic to elastoplast plasters, have a chicken pocks scar thats brown and the shape of the yorkshire television logo.... oh and I can't use tissues on my face cos they make me retch and irritate my skin. (yes, that last one is very bizarre)
*Fills his spare bed with Elastoplast* I'm allergic to certain plants - they make my hands swell and go stiff if I touch them. *n
For all you people that have problems and want to talk about it i have set up a helpline for you that may help. Please follow the instructions to get through to the right department If you obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2 If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6 If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call If your schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press If your depressed, it doesn't matter what number you press. No one will answer If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear Of course this is only to lighten the mood and not meant to offend anyone.
Well I don't have any health issues. When I was little I broke my wrist, but that is the last time I ever had to seek medical attention. Oh yea, and I have a fake tooth, from when I got shot with a BB gun while making a movie with my brother, but you can't tell it is fake, 15,000$ will fix anything. Other then that, I am quite social, love other people, help out people in need. Can sometimes seem like an ass on forums, but that is just because i am sarcastic. Weightwise, I personally would like to lose a few pounds, but all the people I talk to say not to. I love my car. I do with I had a job, a good one. But im not pressed for cash right now, so no worries. Optemist. I wear a sweet red duct tape bracelet I made last time I was drunk, and it hasn't even started to come off, and it has been 5 days. Woohoo. It's good!
So basically Yakpimp is the only person on bit who is even remotely healthy? What a bunch of cripples we are!
Im sure most of us are atleast Quasi-normal, we just all have our own weird habbits and allergies. Im allergic to Lavender Blossoms and not another thing in the world. :-D mentally i think im mostly ok, kinda compulsive about Weightlifting and Staying as light as possible for wrestling. Plus, if we all acted normal this site would be SO BORING. So yay for everyone who is screwed up in the head!
